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When Turkeys Attack!

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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #4

    Wild Turkey's made me a bit of an asshole more than once.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • JollyJ Jolly

      Domestic or wild?

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      mark
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      #5

      @Jolly Wild.

      Like Phibes and Mik said, they're assholes.

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        #6

        #5, 3" 12 gauge to the head. If all you have is a rifle, especially if it's centerfield be careful of background, but shoot them right behind the leg. The shock and blood loss will kill them.

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          brenda
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          #7

          Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

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          • brendaB brenda

            Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

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            George K
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            #8

            @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

            Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

            Yeah...

            Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG George K

              @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

              Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

              Yeah...

              Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

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              brenda
              wrote on last edited by
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              @George-K said in When Turkeys Attack!:

              @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

              Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

              Yeah...

              Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

              George, you forgot to ask him to pretend he's seeing it for the first time with his dog needing to wee. It's Mark's reaction that makes it ... so sorry, I had to stop typing while I laughed some more.

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                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • brendaB brenda

                  @George-K said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                  @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                  Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

                  Yeah...

                  Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

                  George, you forgot to ask him to pretend he's seeing it for the first time with his dog needing to wee. It's Mark's reaction that makes it ... so sorry, I had to stop typing while I laughed some more.

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                  wrote on last edited by
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                  @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                  @George-K said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                  @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                  Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

                  Yeah...

                  Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

                  George, you forgot to ask him to pretend he's seeing it for the first time with his dog needing to wee. It's Mark's reaction that makes it ... so sorry, I had to stop typing while I laughed some more.

                  It was rather comical. I was debating on weather to let them continue while I ran to get my phone in the other room, or keep putting on Cosmo's harness and let him scare them away. Which I did. lol. I could have stopped them a couple of seconds sooner but Cosmo, had to go!

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                  • Catseye3C Catseye3

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                    mark
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #12

                    @Catseye3 said in When Turkeys Attack!:

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                    lol

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
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                      #13

                      Cats won the forum today.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • MikM Away
                        MikM Away
                        Mik
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #14

                        She's on a roll lately with flying things.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • MikM Mik

                          Wild Turkey's made me a bit of an asshole more than once.

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                          LuFins Dad
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                          @Mik said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                          Wild Turkey's made me a bit of an asshole more than once.

                          Don’t worry, I caught it at least.

                          The Brad

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #16

                            Cats - lol

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              @Catseye3 said in When Turkeys Attack!:

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                              👍😄

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