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When Turkeys Attack!

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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 17:01 last edited by
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    Wild turkeys are assholes.

    We get a ton of them here, and they're assholes.

    I was only joking

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      Mik
      wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 17:12 last edited by
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      Wild Turkey's made me a bit of an asshole more than once.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • J Jolly
        12 Oct 2020, 16:54

        Domestic or wild?

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        mark
        wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 17:43 last edited by
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        @Jolly Wild.

        Like Phibes and Mik said, they're assholes.

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          Jolly
          wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 20:16 last edited by
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          #5, 3" 12 gauge to the head. If all you have is a rifle, especially if it's centerfield be careful of background, but shoot them right behind the leg. The shock and blood loss will kill them.

          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            brenda
            wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:08 last edited by
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            Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

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            • B brenda
              12 Oct 2020, 21:08

              Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

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              George K
              wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:10 last edited by
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              @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

              Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

              Yeah...

              Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • G George K
                12 Oct 2020, 21:10

                @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

                Yeah...

                Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

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                brenda
                wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:12 last edited by
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                @George-K said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

                Yeah...

                Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

                George, you forgot to ask him to pretend he's seeing it for the first time with his dog needing to wee. It's Mark's reaction that makes it ... so sorry, I had to stop typing while I laughed some more.

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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:20 last edited by
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                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • B brenda
                    12 Oct 2020, 21:12

                    @George-K said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                    @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                    Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

                    Yeah...

                    Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

                    George, you forgot to ask him to pretend he's seeing it for the first time with his dog needing to wee. It's Mark's reaction that makes it ... so sorry, I had to stop typing while I laughed some more.

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                    mark
                    wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:52 last edited by
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                    @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                    @George-K said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                    @brenda said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                    Mark, I'm so sorry for your troubles, but is it okay that I'm laughing at the image of you seeing this attack on your vehicle? I'm trying hard not to laugh, but it's not working ... at all.

                    Yeah...

                    Know what? Just park the Sub outside for another few days. I think we'd all enjoy a video.

                    George, you forgot to ask him to pretend he's seeing it for the first time with his dog needing to wee. It's Mark's reaction that makes it ... so sorry, I had to stop typing while I laughed some more.

                    It was rather comical. I was debating on weather to let them continue while I ran to get my phone in the other room, or keep putting on Cosmo's harness and let him scare them away. Which I did. lol. I could have stopped them a couple of seconds sooner but Cosmo, had to go!

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                      12 Oct 2020, 21:20

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                      mark
                      wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:52 last edited by
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                      @Catseye3 said in When Turkeys Attack!:

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                      lol

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                        George K
                        wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 21:54 last edited by
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                        Cats won the forum today.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Mik
                          wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 22:55 last edited by
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                          She's on a roll lately with flying things.

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          • M Mik
                            12 Oct 2020, 17:12

                            Wild Turkey's made me a bit of an asshole more than once.

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 12 Oct 2020, 23:25 last edited by
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                            @Mik said in When Turkeys Attack!:

                            Wild Turkey's made me a bit of an asshole more than once.

                            Don’t worry, I caught it at least.

                            The Brad

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 03:42 last edited by
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                              Cats - lol

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                12 Oct 2020, 21:20

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                                brenda
                                wrote on 13 Oct 2020, 04:03 last edited by
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                                @Catseye3 said in When Turkeys Attack!:

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                                👍😄

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