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I'd rather lick a hospital floor.

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  • L Loki
    15 Apr 2020, 23:27

    Not sure Covid adds much to the story. 😀

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    George K
    wrote on 15 Apr 2020, 23:36 last edited by
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    @Loki said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

    Not sure Covid adds much to the story. 😀

    Sad to say, but you may be right, LOL.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 15 Apr 2020, 23:38 last edited by
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      I would have forgotten about the few warranty dollars and gone to the nearest auto parts only store.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Jolly
        wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 00:07 last edited by
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        You don't know my FIL...

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • J Jolly
          15 Apr 2020, 23:19

          My 82 year-old FIL had a battery die in his Honda. I drove over to his house and pulled it. Easy job, done in three minutes. Wal-Mart battery and nothing would do, but it had to go back to Wal-Mart to recover the few bucks off of the warranty.

          So, it's off to the local supercenter.

          Oh, how many ways can one COVID-19 suicide at Wally World? Let me count the ways.

          1. I have to go through a single door, where obviously nobody cares how many people are in this store.
          2. 70% of the people are not wearing masks. At least 30% of the employees are not wearing masks.
          3. I'm wearing the only N95 in the store. The. Only. One.
          4. I have to go all the way to automotive, which is in the back of the store.
          5. Six feet separation? Hah, these people laugh in the face of COVID-19. Literally.
          6. One-way aisles? Fuhgeddaboutit.
          7. When I get back to automotive, pushing my probably infected cart with my nitrile gloved hands...Oh, I forgot...I was the only person wearing gloves. The. Only. One...Anyway, I got the new battery, but I couldn't pay for it. No warranties at that counter for the foreseeable future, no core refunds...Just got to Customer Service. At the front of the store.
          8. As I wind my way back to the front of the store through the aisles of death, I finally get to Customer Service. Where I stand in line. For eons. While a black lady brings back a pack of infant onesies and a pack of diapers. And then proceeds to buy her groceries with the refunded money.
          9. While I'm standing in line with my batteries, watching people break the six feet rule with regularity, I have to catch my cart, because some four year-old urchin is swinging off the handle. I hope he does not get COVID-19, just a nice case of Type A flu, so that he can suffer.
          10. I finally get the pro-rated warranty taken care of, get my core credit and buy the new $130 battery.
          11. I wind my way back to my truck and my waiting wife. I find out why so many people are here today....It's Stimulus Day! People who aren't working and probably skipped this month's rent, are busy buying bicycles, big screen tvs, toilet paper (I shit you not), and my wife watched two women shoehorn an electric dune buggy got into a car, while the one who bought the toy asked the other one what she was buying with her stimulus check?
          12. I loaded the battery, bagged the mask, shucked the gloves and headed home, where I stripped naked on the carport, threw my clothes in the washer, lysoled my shoes and hit the shower.
          13. After showering and dressing, I drove back down to FIL, and put the new battery in. I told him I wasn't going back to Wal-Mart. Period. He tried to tell me that I might have to go, if I needed something. I told him not no, but hell-to-the-no.

          I'd rather lick a hospital floor.

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          Copper
          wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 01:13 last edited by
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          @Jolly said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

          lysoled my shoes

          I remember traveling to Ireland in 2001 and entering the country we had to walk over mats soaked in disinfectant because of the mad cow disease spreading at the time.

          Why haven't I seen mats soaked in disinfectant while entering or leaving a place like Wal*Mart?

          Does that not make sense or would it be ineffective?

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          • C Copper
            16 Apr 2020, 01:13

            @Jolly said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

            lysoled my shoes

            I remember traveling to Ireland in 2001 and entering the country we had to walk over mats soaked in disinfectant because of the mad cow disease spreading at the time.

            Why haven't I seen mats soaked in disinfectant while entering or leaving a place like Wal*Mart?

            Does that not make sense or would it be ineffective?

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            Jolly
            wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 01:50 last edited by
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            @Copper said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

            @Jolly said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

            lysoled my shoes

            I remember traveling to Ireland in 2001 and entering the country we had to walk over mats soaked in disinfectant because of the mad cow disease spreading at the time.

            Why haven't I seen mats soaked in disinfectant while entering or leaving a place like Wal*Mart?

            Does that not make sense or would it be ineffective?

            Probably bleach water and I would think it would be effective for bacteria and viruses. I don't know if that would work on prions.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              AndyD
              wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 09:55 last edited by
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              Don't worry, your great leader trumpets you are over the peak of this killer virus, all is well, you need to open business up and get back to normal. These people were heeding his wise words.
              Ignore yesterdays 2500+ US death toll.

              🙄

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                89th
                wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 10:00 last edited by
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                @Jolly Your #11 point reminds me... I have an in-law who is involved with parolees. They told me yesterday one of their parolees got their check, bought drugs, and overdosed. Very encouraging. 🙄

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                • A AndyD
                  16 Apr 2020, 09:55

                  Don't worry, your great leader trumpets you are over the peak of this killer virus, all is well, you need to open business up and get back to normal. These people were heeding his wise words.
                  Ignore yesterdays 2500+ US death toll.

                  🙄

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                  Jolly
                  wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 11:44 last edited by
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                  @AndyD said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                  Don't worry, your great leader trumpets you are over the peak of this killer virus, all is well, you need to open business up and get back to normal. These people were heeding his wise words.
                  Ignore yesterdays 2500+ US death toll.

                  🙄

                  We'd be happy to roll up the sidewalks, if you Brits would kindly pay what it takes to keep the country closed.

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • A AndyD
                    16 Apr 2020, 09:55

                    Don't worry, your great leader trumpets you are over the peak of this killer virus, all is well, you need to open business up and get back to normal. These people were heeding his wise words.
                    Ignore yesterdays 2500+ US death toll.

                    🙄

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                    Copper
                    wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 16:32 last edited by
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                    @AndyD said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                    Don't worry, your great leader trumpets you are over the peak of this killer virus, all is well, you need to open business up and get back to normal. These people were heeding his wise words.
                    Ignore yesterdays 2500+ US death toll.

                    🙄

                    He trumpeted that "All is well"?

                    Wow, that is what I have been waiting for, how did I miss it?

                    Thanks for the update.

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                    • A AndyD
                      16 Apr 2020, 09:55

                      Don't worry, your great leader trumpets you are over the peak of this killer virus, all is well, you need to open business up and get back to normal. These people were heeding his wise words.
                      Ignore yesterdays 2500+ US death toll.

                      🙄

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                      LuFins Dad
                      wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 16:58 last edited by
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                      @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

                      The Brad

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                      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad
                        16 Apr 2020, 16:58

                        @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

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                        Jolly
                        wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 18:18 last edited by
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                        @LuFins-Dad said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                        @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

                        Probably quite a few. Look at the mortality dump from NYC this week.

                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                        • J Jolly
                          16 Apr 2020, 18:18

                          @LuFins-Dad said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                          @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

                          Probably quite a few. Look at the mortality dump from NYC this week.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 18:23 last edited by George K
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                          @Jolly said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                          @LuFins-Dad said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                          @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

                          Probably quite a few. Look at the mortality dump from NYC this week.

                          Somewhere I read that NYC is not relying on a positive test to call it a COVID death.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          • G George K
                            16 Apr 2020, 18:23

                            @Jolly said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                            @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

                            Probably quite a few. Look at the mortality dump from NYC this week.

                            Somewhere I read that NYC is not relying on a positive test to call it a COVID death.

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                            Jolly
                            wrote on 16 Apr 2020, 18:25 last edited by
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                            @George-K said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                            @Jolly said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                            @LuFins-Dad said in I'd rather lick a hospital floor.:

                            @AndyD Every normal day in the US has an 8000 death toll. The question is how many above that did we have?

                            Probably quite a few. Look at the mortality dump from NYC this week.

                            Somewhere I read that NYC is not relying on a positive test to call it a COVID death.

                            You are correct for those at-home deaths.

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 22 Apr 2020, 22:44 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 15 Jul 2020, 18:48 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 15 Jul 2020, 18:53 last edited by
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                                  It's nice to see somebody leading the charge.

                                  I was only joking

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                                    Copper
                                    wrote on 15 Jul 2020, 19:51 last edited by
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                                    So, if you don't feel like wearing a mask

                                    We know it may not be possible for everyone to wear a face covering. Our associates will be trained on those exceptions to help reduce friction for the shopper and make the process as easy as possible for everyone.

                                    No friction

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 15 Jul 2020, 19:58 last edited by
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                                      That's when it comes down to DON'T BE A DICK. Not wearing one 'because you don't feel like it' is most assuredly being a dick.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 20 Jul 2020, 10:34 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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