2020
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Wouldn't you feel just a little bit stupid playing in front of cardboard cutouts, with fake cheering coming over the loudspeakers?
I wonder if they still have the organ player. No, I really don't wonder, that has been kinda weird for decades.
Hello? Oh, you want to order 37,000 cutouts of fake people?
And, we need to stick to race and ethnicity percentages, and have interracial couples, plus kids, fat guys, T-shirts with "I Love Baseball," plus 120 guys with fake legs in striped shirts holding a fake tray of popcorn and peanuts?
And, we need to set them up and take them down?/Bob Newhart or. . .
The Twilight Zone -
It is irresponsible to hold a baseball game where a rain shower would destroy every spectator.
