I ache i ache

[Klaus]

We need a "summarize NS Post in two sentences" plugin.

[Klaus]

Or a "restrict NS to write max. 100 words per post" thing.

[NobodySock]

What’s funny is that noone has forced you to read any of this. Enjoy your Japanese piano and I promise to enjoy my American one.

[Horace]

You assume too much. The Russians, in collusion with Israeli intelligence, have kompromat on Klaus (real name Kalus, ex-KGB) and are forcing him to read your posts.

[Klaus]

@NobodySock said:

What’s funny is that noone has forced you to read any of this. Enjoy your Japanese piano and I promise to enjoy my American one.

Just two sentences! A good start!

[NobodySock]

@Klaus said:

@NobodySock said:

What’s funny is that noone has forced you to read any of this. Enjoy your Japanese piano and I promise to enjoy my American one.

Just two sentences! A good start!

Verbosity is not my forte. Thank the AI programmers for making their AI’s a dame.

[Doctor Phibes]

To be entirely candid, long-winedness has never been one of my natural tendencies; in fact, I have long found myself gravitating toward brevity and precision in both thought and communication. I tend to favor clear, concise expressions that efficiently convey the intended message without unnecessary elaboration or embellishment. While I fully recognize that more expansive and detailed explanations can often provide valuable context, nuance, and depth—particularly in professional or instructional settings—my instinct is typically to distill ideas down to their essential elements. As a result, I sometimes need to make a conscious and deliberate effort to expand upon my initial responses, ensuring that I provide sufficient detail, clarity, and completeness for the audience or situation at hand.

[AndyD]

Eye ache eye ache

[NobodySock]

@Doctor-Phibes said:

To be entirely candid, long-winedness has never been one of my natural tendencies; in fact, I have long found myself gravitating toward brevity and precision in both thought and communication. I tend to favor clear, concise expressions that efficiently convey the intended message without unnecessary elaboration or embellishment. While I fully recognize that more expansive and detailed explanations can often provide valuable context, nuance, and depth—particularly in professional or instructional settings—my instinct is typically to distill ideas down to their essential elements. As a result, I sometimes need to make a conscious and deliberate effort to expand upon my initial responses, ensuring that I provide sufficient detail, clarity, and completeness for the audience or situation at hand.

That’s 120 words by my count D’oh. Who do you think you are? That “be seein you” guy? What was his name? I forget what i had for breakfast nowadays.

[Doctor Phibes]

I have received credible and quietly circulated information, originating from sources I regard as both well-placed and reliably informed within the establishment known as The Barge, indicating that Hilary Rodham Clinton is expected to emerge as the individual who will ultimately assume the office of President in the forthcoming term. I pass this along with a degree of measured certainty, mindful of the implications such a development would carry. Until our paths cross again under similarly discreet circumstances, I bid you farewell—for now, at least.

[NobodySock]

@Doctor-Phibes said:

I have received credible and quietly circulated information, originating from sources I regard as both well-placed and reliably informed within the establishment known as The Barge, indicating that Hilary Rodham Clinton is expected to emerge as the individual who will ultimately assume the office of President in the forthcoming term. I pass this along with a degree of measured certainty, mindful of the implications such a development would carry. Until our paths cross again under similarly discreet circumstances, I bid you farewell—for now, at least.

David Burton!!! It came to me as i was sitting on my yet to be displaced toilet where i do my best pondering