The Odyssey
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Elliot Page aside, the chick on the left doesn't look any more Turkish than the chick on the right.
As for gender fluidity in ancient Greece - whatever next?
Still, I'm sure this is all great news for people who love complaining about shit.
I thought this was going to be about what a friend of mine referred to as the Honda Loser-Cruiser, and I'm actually quite disappointed.
Here's some more Helens....a bevy of Turks....or is it Greeks? Whichever.

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I don't have any objection to a black woman being Helen, just that particular black woman is a bit rough around the edges. There are some pretty good looking ones that could have done the job.
Here's a poem by Asclepiades of Samos (around 320 BC):
Didyme waved her wand at me
I am utterly enchanted.
The sight of her beauty makes me
Melt like wax before the fire. What
Is the difference if she is black?
So is coal, but alight, it shines like roses. -
The face that actually launched a thousand ships...

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Bada BING!

or,
I always ran to my mother's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
(He never thought of thinking for himself at all.)
I thought so little, they rewarded me
By making me the Ruler of my Mom's Navee!
(He thought so little, they rewarded him
By making him the Ruler of his Mom's Navee!)
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