Republican National Convention (RNC) - 2020

[Rainman]

Ax loves Kellyanne!
Ax loves Kellyanne!!

Don't try to duck it, bud.

Now, a Nun is speaking.

Are you going to announce the Nun too, Ax?

Huh?

Get your mind out of the gutter, bud. She's happily married.

ETA: Ax, Nun's can't marry. In case you didn't know to whom I was referring.
ETA2: But I agree, the Nun was pretty hot, don't ya think??

[Larry]

@Axtremus said in Republican National Convention (RNC) - 2020:

Kellyanne Conway is speaking now.
Her planned departure from the White House at the end of the month apparently does not preclude her from speaking at the RNC.

She's leaving because her 15 year old daughter needs her, not because she doesn't like Trump or her job, shit for brains.

[jon-nyc]

Wait, I thought she was 15?

[Larry]

I meant to type a 1... lol

[jon-nyc]

@Rainman said in Republican National Convention (RNC) - 2020:

Now, a Nun is speaking

I missed her. Was she cute?

[George K]

NYT columnist has a memory that is < 4 years old:

[George K]

Oh, and about teh Wimmenz!

[jon-nyc]

This chick won’t cop to which Trump she’s married to.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in Republican National Convention (RNC) - 2020:

@Rainman said in Republican National Convention (RNC) - 2020:

Now, a Nun is speaking

I missed her. Was she cute?

3 boys go to a Catholic church to ask the priest a question...

"Father, do nuns have sex?"

"No, my son. Why do you ask?"

"Well.... we went to the zoo this morning, and Mikey went off by himself for a while. When we found him later and asked him where he had been he said he'd been having sex with a nun."

"Boys, I assure you that Mikey did NOT have sex with a nun."

" HA!! I knew it!!... Mikey fucked a penguin!"

[jon-nyc]

Ha

[jon-nyc]

I’m not sure if a small crowd is worse than no crowd. When there’s no clapping everyone gets it’s because there’s no live audience.

But this small crowd just sounds like golf claps.

[Jolly]

Better with even a small crowd.

Easier on the speechmaker, also.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Republican National Convention (RNC) - 2020:

golf claps

Does penicillin fix that?

[jon-nyc]

Mamma Pence looks good for 87

[jon-nyc]

Easy, guys. Don’t even go there...

[Axtremus]

Nice fireworks!

[Rainman]

We don't get to talk about boobs?

OK. . . Nice fireworks.

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

Worth thinking about how no former GOP president or presidential candidate participated or was asked to do so (to public knowledge anyway). Hard to imagine the dead ones participating had they still been living.

Contrast that to the DNC, where every living president and candidate had a speaking role.

[xenon]

Hell - even the people who literally support him don’t really care for him