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This happened today

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    At trader Joes, parking lot crowded AF, literally no spots, cars circling. A spot opens up, I head to it, I see a car coming around the corner from the other direction heading to it, we both speed up, I win.

    A few minutes later a woman comes up to me in the store.

    Her: Excuse me, I'm the person who's spot you stole.

    Me: In what sense was it your spot?

    Her: I saw it first, and you sped up to steal it from me.

    Me: You can't possibly know whether you saw it first, you just know you saw the spot before you saw me. I also saw the spot before I saw you, and you also sped up.

    Her: You're a nasty person.

    Me: Okay, Karen.

    The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.

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    • AxtremusA Away
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      Chivalry is dead.
      (Unless Jon identified as a woman at the time.)

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      • MikM Offline
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        You snooze you lose.

        "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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        • 89th8 Offline
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          Trader Joe’s loves a good impossible parking lot!

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          • MikM Offline
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            Every single one, yes.

            "You cannot subsidize irresponsibility and expect people to become more responsible." — Thomas Sowell

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            • AxtremusA Away
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              Trader Joe's aims to give you that "small European supermarket" feel; the parking lot is part of that experience.

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