Trump announces “the biggest medical breakthrough in US history”
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My guess is tariffs.
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@jon-nyc said in Trump announces “the biggest medical breakthrough in US history”:
Word is they’ll claim it’s Tylenol
Hydroxychloroquine. It's a hell of a drug.
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"the biggest medical breakthrough in US history"
Sometimes I wonder if Trump's history book only goes back like 6 months or something.
- Franklin invents bifocals
- Long introduces anesthesia for surgery (I'd say that is kinda helpful if you don't like the feeling of being cut open)
- Vaccine for cholera
- Vaccine for anthrax
- Vaccine for rabies
- Vaccine for typhoid fever
- Electrocardiograph
- Insulin for diabetes
- Vaccine for diptheria
- Vaccine for whooping cough
- Vaccine for tuberculosis
- Vaccine for tetanus
- Vaccine for yellow fever
- Vaccine for typhus
- Penicillin
- Tuberculosis antibiotic
- Vaccine for influenza
- Cardiac pacemaker
- Polio vaccine, kind of a big one
- Vaccine for measles, mumps, rubella, chickenpox, pneumonia, meningitis, hepatitis
- Sheep was cloned
- Human genome mapped
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Yeah 89 but be honest. If you had to choose between a world with anesthesia but without knowing what RFK Jr thinks of Tylenol, or in a world with no anesthesia but armed with the knowledge of RFK's thoughts on Tylenol, you'd obviously you'd choose the latter.
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Ah sorry, that sheep was Scottish. Or as @Doctor-Phibes would say, a nice fluffy lass from the high country.
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If the most memorable thing to come out of Donald Trump's presidency is that he bans Tylenol, I for one will finish the four years with a godawful headache.
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I think we need to fund a study looking at the link between fake suntans and being a dipshit.
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"the biggest medical breakthrough in US history"
Sometimes I wonder if Trump's history book only goes back like 6 months or something.
- Franklin invents bifocals
- Long introduces anesthesia for surgery (I'd say that is kinda helpful if you don't like the feeling of being cut open)
- Vaccine for cholera
- Vaccine for anthrax
- Vaccine for rabies
- Vaccine for typhoid fever
- Electrocardiograph
- Insulin for diabetes
- Vaccine for diptheria
- Vaccine for whooping cough
- Vaccine for tuberculosis
- Vaccine for tetanus
- Vaccine for yellow fever
- Vaccine for typhus
- Penicillin
- Tuberculosis antibiotic
- Vaccine for influenza
- Cardiac pacemaker
- Polio vaccine, kind of a big one
- Vaccine for measles, mumps, rubella, chickenpox, pneumonia, meningitis, hepatitis
- Sheep was cloned
- Human genome mapped
@89th said in Trump announces “the biggest medical breakthrough in US history”:
- Long introduces anesthesia for surgery (I'd say that is kinda helpful if you don't like the feeling of being cut open)
Anesthesia allows surgeons to take more time to perform surgeries. Before anesthesia surgeons had to rush to finish to avoid inflicting too much pain on the patients. Anesthesia opened to door to more complicated surgeries that require more time on the operating table.
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Comeon, you all watched the video. Everyone knows it’s about time to announce Trump uploading his consciousness into Grok.
