I can predict the headlines in 3 months:

[Horace]

I’m looking for a gorgeous, confident woman Uber driver who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go after it.

You: Stunning smile, magnetic energy, and someone who takes care of herself — mentally and physically. I’m drawn to smart women who are playful, passionate, and comfortable with casual fun. Discretion and mutual respect are a must.

Me: Clean, sane, and drama-free. I know how to make you feel appreciated without strings. Think great conversation, lots of laughs, and a connection that’s all about mutual enjoyment.

No pressure, no games — just chemistry, attraction, and fun, and driving me where I want to go. Also sex.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Horace said in I can predict the headlines in 3 months::

I’m looking for a gorgeous, confident woman Uber driver who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go after it.

You: Stunning smile, magnetic energy, and someone who takes care of herself — mentally and physically. I’m drawn to smart women who are playful, passionate, and comfortable with casual fun. Discretion and mutual respect are a must.

Me: Clean, sane, and drama-free. I know how to make you feel appreciated without strings. Think great conversation, lots of laughs, and a connection that’s all about mutual enjoyment.

No pressure, no games — just chemistry, attraction, and fun, and driving me where I want to go. Also sex.

I'd say there's a decent chance you'll complete your journey inside a shipping container.

[Mik]

Like this one?

[jon-nyc]

[89th]

Almost spit out my coffee (no joke) on that one

[Axtremus]

Compared to the oft reported gender wage gap of a woman making only 83¢ for every dollar a man makes, you would be paying a premium.

[Mik]

I've never noticed any difference between men and women rideshare drivers. They become good pretty fast.

[jon-nyc]

I notice a difference. The women are cuter.

[Mik]

There is that I suppose. You never know who's coming. We were picked up by a young lady in New Orleans last year who is from my home town. Her dad was a friend of mine.

[jon-nyc]

Wow. That’s a small world.

[Axtremus]

Heck, I have ridden in ride share driven by a high school alum 20+ years my senior.