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A fun thread to get your mind off the economy

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 19:06 last edited by
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    You have 30m to hide a USB thumb drive in your house before the FBI shows up looking for it. Where do you hide it?

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 19:19 last edited by
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      I could hide it in my 'this will come in useful one day' drawer. Anybody looking in there is going to need extensive counseling for some time afterwards.

      I was only joking

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        Horace
        wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 19:24 last edited by
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        30 minutes is long enough to drive somewhere off-site and remote to bury it.

        Education is extremely important.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 19:29 last edited by
          #4

          I’d use my vacuum sealer to waterproof it and put it deep in the sriracha bottle.

          In case they bring dogs.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Mik
            wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 20:17 last edited by Mik
            #5

            Like I'd tell you that.

            I'm probably the only person here who has the actual experience of having a search warrant executed on my apartment and they didn't find the cache of goodies. Unfortunately, I was working across the street at my girlfriend's parent's business, and they came and got me. It did not help our relationship, but it was better since i went back to work.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 21:01 last edited by
              #6

              Well sure but I’m guessing your current life is such that an FBI search of your house isn’t in the cards anymore.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                Mik
                wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 21:08 last edited by
                #7

                Unlikely, yes.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  21 Apr 2025, 21:01

                  Well sure but I’m guessing your current life is such that an FBI search of your house isn’t in the cards anymore.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 21:40 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in A fun thread to get your mind off the economy:

                  Well sure but I’m guessing your current life is such that an FBI search of your house isn’t in the cards anymore.

                  Unless of course they get an anonymous tip-off from a well meaning member of the public.

                  I was only joking

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                    LuFins Dad
                    wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 22:11 last edited by
                    #9

                    Keep bitching about Garcia and that might change…

                    The Brad

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 21 Apr 2025, 22:37 last edited by
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                      ...or a not so well-meaning one

                      I was only joking

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                        89th
                        wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 02:56 last edited by
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                        I could've sworn we had this hypothetical discussion before. Major deja vu.

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                          AndyD
                          wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 05:41 last edited by
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                          Waterproofed in three plastic bags, hanging inside one of the drain hoppers outside (i.e. 10ft off the ground)

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                            taiwan_girl
                            wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 13:13 last edited by
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                            Depending on how big it was, I supposed you could swallow it (after properly wrapping it) and then.........

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                              22 Apr 2025, 02:56

                              I could've sworn we had this hypothetical discussion before. Major deja vu.

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 13:38 last edited by
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                              @89th said in A fun thread to get your mind off the economy:

                              I could've sworn we had this hypothetical discussion before. Major deja vu.

                              We have.

                              The Brad

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                                kluurs
                                wrote on 22 Apr 2025, 15:54 last edited by
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                                Heh, in a couple of months, I wouldn’t be able to find it even if I wasn’t trying to hide it.

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