I caught my son chewing electrical cords...

[xenon]

..So I had to ground him.

He's doing better currently, and now he's conducting himself properly.

[Aqua Letifer]

Sounds like a power struggle to me.

[LuFins Dad]

Ohm-a gawd! Watt a shocking story!

[George K]

Most shocking post of the day.

At least that's how I'd volt.

[Aqua Letifer]

Seems your boy might be wired a little strangely, to try a stunt that hertz so much. It could even be terminal. Did you relay to him how dangerous that is?

[89th]

Let's just be glad there's an outlet for Xenon during this tough time.

[Mik]

Ohm my god.

[jon-nyc]

Next time please resist.

[89th]

Y’all must be wired to be up so late.

[jon-nyc]

You’re a mighty fine inductor.

[89th]

I re-fuse to accept that statement.

[jon-nyc]

I amp roud of your resistance.

[89th]

I’m positive you’re right.

[Jolly]

Well, those comments made the circuit.