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The Ten Commandments Required

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  • CopperC Copper

    Not a great joke, but it is consistent.

    Anytime someone says Catholic, he says - Catholics are not perfect because they don't obey all the rules.

    It's not much of a joke, but I guess some think the irony is hilarious.

    People fail, then get up and try again, over and over, it is kind of like slapstick I guess.

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    Doctor Phibes
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    #69

    @Copper said in The Ten Commandments Required:

    Not a great joke, but it is consistent.

    Anytime someone says Catholic, he says - Catholics are not perfect because they don't obey all the rules.

    It's not much of a joke, but I guess some think the irony is hilarious.

    People fail, then get up and try again, over and over, it is kind of like slapstick I guess.

    My apologies if my little joke didn't meet your high standards at humour. Next time I'll try writing the same single word response over and over. That's always an absolute hoot.

    I was only joking

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      Horace
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      #70

      I was recently chastised for not treating the holocaust with the proper respect, and I've learned and grown from the experience. I think we can all learn a valuable lesson here as well.

      Education is extremely important.

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        #71

        With standards we wouldn't last a week.

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        • HoraceH Horace

          I was recently chastised for not treating the holocaust with the proper respect, and I've learned and grown from the experience. I think we can all learn a valuable lesson here as well.

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          #72

          @Horace said in The Ten Commandments Required:

          I was recently chastised for not treating the holocaust with the proper respect, and I've learned and grown from the experience.

          I don’t recall any of that.

          I think we can all learn a valuable lesson here as well.

          Are you trying to be funny?

          Elbows up!

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            taiwan_girl
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            #73

            https://apnews.com/us-news/joe-kennedy-iii-church-and-state-texas-dan-patrick-donna-campbell-21a2e0674e92ca9ad0dcb8fa32a31fab

            The Texas Senate on Tuesday advanced bills that would require public school classrooms to display the Ten Commandments and allow districts to provide students with time to pray during school hours.

            Senators gave final approval to Senate Bill 11, the school prayer bill, on a 23-7 vote. It now heads to the Texas House for consideration. All Republican senators and three Democrats — Royce West of Dallas, Judith Zaffirini of Laredo and Juan Hinojosa of McAllen — voted for the bill.

            Lawmakers also gave initial approval to Senate Bill 10, the Ten Commandments bill, on a 20-10 vote. Both proposals are on Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s list of priority bills this session.

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              #74

              Good.

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                xenon
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                #75

                Are Hindu kids still allowed to have graven images?

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                  Jolly
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                  #76

                  Did they have them 100 years ago?

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • 89th8 Offline
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                    89th
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                    #77

                    Be careful what you pray wish for.

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                      #78

                      It's nice to see Texas stepping up to the plate to address gun violence, which I think we can all acknowledge is a massive problem in the US, particularly in the south.

                      Next time there's a school shooter they'll be able to point at the sign saying 'thou shalt not kill' and the whole thing will be taken care of'.

                      I was only joking

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                      • JollyJ Jolly

                        Did they have them 100 years ago?

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                        #79

                        @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                        Did they have them 100 years ago?

                        Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

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                        • X xenon

                          @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                          Did they have them 100 years ago?

                          Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

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                          @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                          @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                          Did they have them 100 years ago?

                          Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years.

                          Back when Jesus was a mere twinkle in God’s eye.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • 89th8 89th

                            Be careful what you pray wish for.

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                            Jolly
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                            @89th said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                            Be careful what you pray wish for.

                            I like the 10 Commandments. Brief and effective.

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            • X xenon

                              @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                              Did they have them 100 years ago?

                              Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

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                              Jolly
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                              @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                              @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                              Did they have them 100 years ago?

                              Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

                              And Texas is busy taking such items away?

                              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                Did they have them 100 years ago?

                                Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years.

                                Back when Jesus was a mere twinkle in God’s eye.

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                                @jon-nyc said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                Did they have them 100 years ago?

                                Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years.

                                Back when Jesus was a mere twinkle in God’s eye.

                                That's impossible, you know. Jesus existed before the foundations of the world.

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                • JollyJ Jolly

                                  @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                  @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                  Did they have them 100 years ago?

                                  Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

                                  And Texas is busy taking such items away?

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                                  xenon
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                                  #84

                                  @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                  @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                  @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                  Did they have them 100 years ago?

                                  Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

                                  And Texas is busy taking such items away?

                                  I mean - what’s a 8 year old Hindu kid supposed to think when the sign at his school says that graven images are forbidden by god.

                                  I’m definitely in support of things like having Christmas pageants and the like, don’t get me wrong.

                                  But hanging up the rules of one religion in a government building seems odd. Can we hang up Buddhist, Islamic and Sikh teachings as well?

                                  I don’t get the point of this.

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                                  • X xenon

                                    @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                    @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                    @Jolly said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                    Did they have them 100 years ago?

                                    Hindi kids have had them for a few thousand years. My coworker has one on his desk.

                                    And Texas is busy taking such items away?

                                    I mean - what’s a 8 year old Hindu kid supposed to think when the sign at his school says that graven images are forbidden by god.

                                    I’m definitely in support of things like having Christmas pageants and the like, don’t get me wrong.

                                    But hanging up the rules of one religion in a government building seems odd. Can we hang up Buddhist, Islamic and Sikh teachings as well?

                                    I don’t get the point of this.

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                                    Copper
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                                    #85

                                    @xenon said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                    Can we hang up Buddhist, Islamic and Sikh teachings as well?

                                    Sure, why not?

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                                      #86

                                      I think school districts should highlight in yellow the ones Trump has broken. I think it’s at least 5 or 6.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        Jolly
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #87

                                        Well, think in one hand and poop in the other. See which one fills up faster...

                                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          I think school districts should highlight in yellow the ones Trump has broken. I think it’s at least 5 or 6.

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                                          #88

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Ten Commandments Required:

                                          I think school districts should highlight in yellow the ones Trump has broken. I think it’s at least 5 or 6.

                                          Ha I had the same thought. Certainly it’s a solid 6, likely 8. But I’m hesitant to go down that path, we all have planks in our own eyes.

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