TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki

[Mik]

In the absence of any competition (not that Loki'd BE competition, mind you), I declare myself the winner, Donald-style.

It's a lot like the debates will be.

[Catseye3]

From the Peanut Gallery: Just want to share how gratifying it is to see with what cheerful cooperation Mik is doing his part. A real champ, he is!

[Mik]

@Catseye3 said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

From the Peanut Gallery: Just want to share how gratifying it is to see with what cheerful cooperation Mik is doing his part. A real champ, he is!

Sycophantic bastard.

[Doctor Phibes]

Why is the rum always gone?

[Loki]

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@George-K said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Trying to think of something where they might actually disagree...

OK - let's do abortion.

The health of the pregnant woman is jeopardized. Not life-threatening, but something that needs tending to. Treating the condition may, or may not, harm the fetus - there's no way to know. Pregnancy is in its 8th week.

1. Abort and then resolve the issue
2. Don't abort, resolve the issue, knowing of fetal risk.
3. Don't abort, suffer with the issue for another miserable 7 months, then treat.

Which one?

Yes.

Edit: Yes, you gassy bastard.

Yes

[89th]

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@89th said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Here's my question:
A tree falls in the roadway. How many men are dispatched to remove it?

Sexist bastard.

Ha! I was waiting on the first person to fall for that trap. You’re officially left of Loki.

[Mik]

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@George-K said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Trying to think of something where they might actually disagree...

OK - let's do abortion.

The health of the pregnant woman is jeopardized. Not life-threatening, but something that needs tending to. Treating the condition may, or may not, harm the fetus - there's no way to know. Pregnancy is in its 8th week.

1. Abort and then resolve the issue
2. Don't abort, resolve the issue, knowing of fetal risk.
3. Don't abort, suffer with the issue for another miserable 7 months, then treat.

Which one?

Yes.

Edit: Yes, you gassy bastard.

Yes

Lacks originality. Loser.

[Mik]

@89th said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@89th said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Here's my question:
A tree falls in the roadway. How many men are dispatched to remove it?

Sexist bastard.

Ha! I was waiting on the first person to fall for that trap. You’re officially left of Loki.

Woke bastard.

[Loki]

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

In the absence of any competition (not that Loki'd BE competition, mind you), I declare myself the winner, Donald-style.

It's a lot like the debates will be.

Bleeding on me doesn’t count as winning.

[Mik]

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

In the absence of any competition (not that Loki'd BE competition, mind you), I declare myself the winner, Donald-style.

It's a lot like the debates will be.

Bleeding on me doesn’t count as winning.

Son, you brought a squirtgun to a gun fight.

[brenda]

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Miktoast is prolly hiding under a Biden’s skirt

Speak up. I can’t hear you with your head so far up Lufin’s ass.

LOLOL They're off to a good start!

[Mik]

@brenda It's our biker bar heritage. We may have mellowed but the fire still burns.

[Loki]

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

In the absence of any competition (not that Loki'd BE competition, mind you), I declare myself the winner, Donald-style.

It's a lot like the debates will be.

Bleeding on me doesn’t count as winning.

Son, you brought a squirtgun to a gun fight.

Should be enough to put your crappy hamburger on the grill out of its misery

[Catseye3]

Oo, good one!

[Mik]

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

In the absence of any competition (not that Loki'd BE competition, mind you), I declare myself the winner, Donald-style.

It's a lot like the debates will be.

Bleeding on me doesn’t count as winning.

Son, you brought a squirtgun to a gun fight.

Should be enough to put your crappy hamburger on the grill out of its misery

You got a beef with me? I don't see you whining to anyone else here so you must have a beef with me.

But if I wanted to put out your burger I'd just piss on it.

[Mik]

Hey, Loki - let's just turn on Cats. She's the only one who's trying to egg this on...

[Loki]

Okay back to our original exercise to see if our judges can discern our true political leanings.

[Catseye3]

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Hey, Loki - let's just turn on Cats. She's the only one who's trying to egg this on...

[brenda]

@Loki said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Okay back to our original exercise to see if our judges can discern our true political leanings.

As a judge for this fine competition, I find your leanings to be very clear.

https://images.app.goo.gl/trZAnwXe8wdTYKnk9

[jon-nyc]

@Catseye3 said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

@Mik said in TNCR Fight Club Round 1: Mik vs. Loki:

Hey, Loki - let's just turn on Cats. She's the only one who's trying to egg this on...

Lol