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Sept 24, 2044 - RIP

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  • kluursK Offline
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    That's my end date per Death Clock AI - an app that asks you 29 questions - and then computes your destiny. They also told me if I cleaned up some habits, I could make it to August of 2045. It hardly seems worth the effort. They say it will likely be a cardiac event - though there's also a chance "mental health" issues might be the cause. They know me so well.

    The app helpfully tells me that I have 19 years, 254 days, 17 hours, 56 minutes and 3 seconds as I type this. I hope to use that time productively.

    I'm not sure I need to spend $39 a year for helpful hints on how to extend my life till August of 2025.

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      To me I find these tools to be optimistic because they don’t know how to take the special risks of transplant into account. So they judge me as a physically fit guy who gets plenty of exercise and eats pretty well and give me an date out there in my 80s

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        I don't know and largely I don't much care. I sure as hell won't pay for prognostications.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          Screenshot 2025-01-21 at 8.14.04 AM.png

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Hahaha George, guess we are lucky to still have you!

            I plugged in my current data (including BMI and alcohol consumption) and it said I'll live to 77, but if I get in shape and only drink once a month, I'll live until 92!

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              I’ll put my money on ‘under’.

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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