Jesus I could be screwed.

[Mik]

I suspect he looked a lot like Jon too. Really a lot.

[Horace]

I wouldn't be surprised if the person who boarded that plane looked almost identical to Jon. There's no telling how deep this goes.

[Mik]

Fucking Chinese spies.

[LuFins Dad]

@Mik said in Jesus I could be screwed.:

Fucking Chinese spies.

Why yes, that’s exactly what he was doing.

[Mik]

Nah. Jon goes more for the Latin girls.

[Horace]

I just don't understand why anybody would go to the trouble of impersonating jon to board a plane in Atlanta, only to leave a rental car in the parking lot somewhere the rental company won't find it. Only one thing is certain, for now. Whatever this is, is huge, and terrifying.

[taiwan_girl]

@Horace Sounds like something for a true crime show.

Maybe we should start a podcast about the "Mystery of the Atlanta Rental Car"

[Horace]

@taiwan_girl said in Jesus I could be screwed.:

@Horace Sounds like something for a true crime show.

Maybe we should start a podcast about the "Mystery of the Atlanta Rental Car"

Maybe Jon will consent to being interviewed. Unless he has something to hide.

[89th]

@Horace said in Jesus I could be screwed.:

@taiwan_girl said in Jesus I could be screwed.:

@Horace Sounds like something for a true crime show.

Maybe we should start a podcast about the "Mystery of the Atlanta Rental Car"

Maybe Jon will consent to being interviewed. Unless he has something to hide.

Was fake-Jon in midtown NYC this morning outside of the Hilton?

Horace, you are right, this is a massive story.

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

You'd think Avis would have a tracker/gps installed to avoid this shit.

[Horace]

The Avis CEO should stay away from windows in high rise buildings.

[89th]

This is like a Seinfeld episode now.

[taiwan_girl]

@89th said in Jesus I could be screwed.:

This is like a Seinfeld episode now.

I dont mean to laugh at @jon-nyc but you are right 89.

[jon-nyc]

Whew.

[Mik]

But checked in as of WHEN is the question. I wonder if they just didn't want to admit they had those POS cars.

[jon-nyc]

I’m waiting to get billed for another week.

[Renauda]

@jon-nyc, then the fight will start.

[jon-nyc]

I’m guessing they just found it and checked it in today. That came in on the original rental text thread, not the one where they were warning me about legal action.

[Mik]

This is the time to ask yourself, “Conan, what is best in life?”, and proceed accordingly.