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Best. Ad. Ever.

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • MikM Away
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      Dayum.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        Never forget.

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          This is Aston Martin. The humor is because it’s an ad for pre-owned vehicles.

          Only non-witches get due process.

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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            @jon-nyc said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

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            Made to be driven hard.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              This is Aston Martin. The humor is because it’s an ad for pre-owned vehicles.

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              @jon-nyc said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

              This is Aston Martin. The humor is because it’s an ad for pre-owned vehicles.

              Ah! It was not immediately apparent to me.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • MikM Away
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                I never got past the picture. You should make it clear that we need to read it.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  I'm no biologist.

                  But I think girls are different from boys.

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                  • George KG George K

                    @jon-nyc said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                    This is Aston Martin. The humor is because it’s an ad for pre-owned vehicles.

                    Ah! It was not immediately apparent to me.

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                    @George-K said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                    @jon-nyc said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                    This is Aston Martin. The humor is because it’s an ad for pre-owned vehicles.

                    Ah! It was not immediately apparent to me.

                    It was a lot more clear than that Jaguar add. When you posted it in the other thread I didn't get it was about the car at all till I saw other posts.

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                    • MikM Mik

                      I never got past the picture. You should make it clear that we need to read it.

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                      @Mik said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                      I never got past the picture.

                      Did you notice her legs go all the way to the ground?

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        @Mik said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                        I never got past the picture.

                        Did you notice her legs go all the way to the ground?

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                        @jon-nyc said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                        @Mik said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                        I never got past the picture.

                        Did you notice her legs go all the way to the ground?

                        And ended off in stiletto heels? They are very important for the whole effect.

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                        • MikM Away
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                          Yeah, well, I guess if you like that sort of thing. 😆

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            Aston Martin. Enormously high maintenance, unreliable and liable to break down at the most inoportune moments, but wonderful to enter for a Saturday evening adventure even if the internal decor is slightly soiled.

                            I was only joking

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                              So are they suggesting that driving a pre-owned Aston carries a not insignificant risk of contracting an STD?

                              The Brad

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                              • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                So are they suggesting that driving a pre-owned Aston carries a not insignificant risk of contracting an STD?

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                                @LuFins-Dad said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                                So are they suggesting that driving a pre-owned Aston carries a not insignificant risk of contracting an STD?

                                I've had my shots. I'm safe.

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                                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                                  So are they suggesting that driving a pre-owned Aston carries a not insignificant risk of contracting an STD?

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                                  @LuFins-Dad said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                                  So are they suggesting that driving a pre-owned Aston carries a not insignificant risk of contracting an STD?

                                  YOLO. And if that doesn’t convince you, YODO.

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    @Mik said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                                    I never got past the picture.

                                    Did you notice her legs go all the way to the ground?

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                                    @jon-nyc said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                                    @Mik said in Best. Ad. Ever.:

                                    I never got past the picture.

                                    Did you notice her legs go all the way to the ground?

                                    I didn't even realize there was a ground!

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