Are you “Man” enough?

[Horace]

It's like a forced perspective situation where they want to be seen as relatable to males, but they use a particular camera angle where they're actually standing 10 feet away.

[LuFins Dad]

I hadn’t even noticed the crossed legs on the pickup tailgate.

[Horace]

I have found the prototype male for Kamala's campaign ads, and he's real. NFL player Blake Grupe, @Jolly 's kicker.

Link to video

[Jolly]

He was detained by Security last year. They thought he was a fan trying to sneak into the locker room.

[Horace]

I wonder if he has the nasally voice I'm imagining. He would be so perfect in a Kamala ad, looking into the camera, telling us he's an NFL player in that voice, and that he's man enough to vote for her.

Actually he has a normal voice. Seems like a fine fellow, man enough to shoulder the pressure of being an NFL kicker. That's almost as hard as being man enough to vote for Kamala.

[Copper]

@LuFins-Dad said in Are you “Man” enough?:

“I eat carburetors for breakfast”

That didn't really sound manly to me,

so I asked Google AI

AI Overview

Learn more

A healthy breakfast often includes carbohydrates, protein, healthy fats, and fiber. Some good breakfast carb options include:

Whole grains

Fruits

Other carbs

OK, now I get it.

[Jolly]

@Horace said in Are you “Man” enough?:

I wonder if he has the nasally voice I'm imagining. He would be so perfect in a Kamala ad, looking into the camera, telling us he's an NFL player in that voice, and that he's man enough to vote for her.

Actually he has a normal voice. Seems like a fine fellow, man enough to shoulder the pressure of being an NFL kicker. That's almost as hard as being man enough to vote for Kamala.

Think he went to Notre Dame.

[LuFins Dad]

Link to video

[Horace]

So the guy who created that ad is a writer for known culture warrior Jimmy Kimmel.

[Mik]

[George K]

He's got his finger inside the trigger guard in the 2nd photo.

He might put someone's eye out with that tampon.

[LuFins Dad]

@Mik said in Are you “Man” enough?:

It’s outrageous. I mean, Daddy Gang, to put it in, um, our TikTok terms. I have seen girls on the street
walk up to men and be like, “Do you know where a tampon goes?” Do you know how many tampons we use? Do you even know how? Like, do you know what a X or Y or Z is of a part of our, and, and they don’t know the answer.

https://www.mediaite.com/news/kamala-harris-cracks-up-as-call-her-daddy-host-talks-about-men-not-knowing-where-a-tampon-goes/

[Doctor Phibes]

@LuFins-Dad said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Link to video

I will admit, anybody who dances to Village People songs whilst attempting to appear like an alpha male is almost certainly going to look like a bit of a twat.

I'm sure there's video of somebody doing it somewhere.

[jon-nyc]

@George-K said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Real men go hunting....

So do Trump’s sons.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Are you “Man” enough?:

@George-K said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Real men go hunting....

So do Trump’s sons.

Yup.

Putting aside the ethics of "trophy hunting" for a moment, they did better than Walz who bagged ... one pheasant.

Nice shootin' Tex Tim!

[Jolly]

@jon-nyc said in Are you “Man” enough?:

@George-K said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Real men go hunting....

So do Trump’s sons.

[Doctor Phibes]

Wow, they must have massive dicks

[Jolly]

Well, I won't ask how you know that.

But above, you'll see two of the Big 5. Both will end you, if you don't do it right. I'm not sure if that's a mulely or a whitetail, but it's been taken with a recurve, instinctive sighting... That's talent and practice. The caribou looks like Alaska rather than Eastern Canada.

All in all, hunting talent meets money. They've been able to go and do things I would have loved to do. One thing I can tell you...There is no purer form of democracy than a hunting camp. A guide will put you on game, but you've got to do the actual job yourself.

[89th]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Wow, they must have massive dicks

haha that made me chuckle

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Are you “Man” enough?:

Wow, they must have massive dicks

[jon] Well their father certainly is one. [/jon]