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Mid-year meeting tomorrow

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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    It's a time-honoured annual tradition. 4 hours of corporate bullshit followed by 4 hours supposedly nursing 2 drinks tickets in the baking sun. The usually shunned non-drinkers in the group become unusually popular, and a fairly rabid black market ensues.

    Tomorrow it's via Microsoft Teams. I think the drinking might start a little earlier than usual. Like 4 hours earlier.

    I was only joking

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      Fuck it, start now.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        @Doctor-Phibes said in Mid-year meeting tomorrow:

        I think the drinking might start a little earlier than usual. Like 4 hours earlier.

        LOL

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          Do they use those preprinted rolls of tickets? If so, you can buy an entire roll fof a few bucks, and hand out multiple tickets to everyone you know. You'll be very popular.

          Don't ask me how I know this.

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          • brendaB brenda

            Do they use those preprinted rolls of tickets? If so, you can buy an entire roll fof a few bucks, and hand out multiple tickets to everyone you know. You'll be very popular.

            Don't ask me how I know this.

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            @brenda said in Mid-year meeting tomorrow:

            Do they use those preprinted rolls of tickets? If so, you can buy an entire roll fof a few bucks, and hand out multiple tickets to everyone you know. You'll be very popular.

            Don't ask me how I know this.

            They change the bloody things every year, however a certain Quality Manager does tend to ingratiate himself with the lower orders in this manner.

            I was only joking

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              Had the meeting. Still sober.

              One of the interesting things about the meeting is finding out what we insure.

              Anybody remember this? (NSFW language, as if anybody's at work)

              Link to video

              Yeah, you guessed it. Still, it could be worse - last year it was a Jack Daniel's distillery.

              I was only joking

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              • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                It's a time-honoured annual tradition. 4 hours of corporate bullshit followed by 4 hours supposedly nursing 2 drinks tickets in the baking sun. The usually shunned non-drinkers in the group become unusually popular, and a fairly rabid black market ensues.

                Tomorrow it's via Microsoft Teams. I think the drinking might start a little earlier than usual. Like 4 hours earlier.

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                @Doctor-Phibes said in Mid-year meeting tomorrow:

                It's a time-honoured annual tradition. 4 hours of corporate bullshit followed by 4 hours supposedly nursing 2 drinks tickets in the baking sun. The usually shunned non-drinkers in the group become unusually popular, and a fairly rabid black market ensues.

                Tomorrow it's via Microsoft Teams. I think the drinking might start a little earlier than usual. Like 4 hours earlier.

                On the bright side, it's Avocado Day.

                So, there's that.

                Please love yourself.

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