Pets For Dinner
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@jon-nyc said in Pets For Dinner:
Either that, or he called his senator’s office today.
My Senators are Tim Kaine and Mark Warner… I don’t think that would go far…
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It is pretty damn weird to hear my town being talked about at this level. I’ll also give him props for pronouncing it 95% correctly, and yes, it is a beautiful name for a town.
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From two weeks ago. In Ohio. Not Haitian, homegrown. I wonder if this was the inspiration?
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Trump’s going to an event in Smithton, PA on September 23rd. Smithton is 10 miles from Charleroi, I bet he visits the town.
The Brad
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If you were on a battery-powered boat with your pet cat and it was sinking in shark-infested water, and the only hope of rescue was a boat filled with Haitian migrants, would you:
a) Jump in the water, risking electrocution by a mysterious process seemingly at odds with the laws of physics
b) Grab your pussy and use it to deflect the sharks whilst swimming for shore
c) Allow the Haitians to rescue you, but risk having your cat, and possibly yourself, being eaten by the migrants
I was only joking
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If I was Hatian, I’d go eat a cat and send in the video…
The Brad
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@jon-nyc said in Pets For Dinner:
Looks like the demand for cat-eating greatly outstrips the supply.
So how many Haitians are now going to eat a cat and claim the reward?
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@jon-nyc said in Pets For Dinner:
Looks like the demand for cat-eating greatly outstrips the supply.
So how many Haitians are now going to eat a cat and claim the reward?
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If you were on a battery-powered boat with your pet cat and it was sinking in shark-infested water, and the only hope of rescue was a boat filled with Haitian migrants, would you:
a) Jump in the water, risking electrocution by a mysterious process seemingly at odds with the laws of physics
b) Grab your pussy and use it to deflect the sharks whilst swimming for shore
c) Allow the Haitians to rescue you, but risk having your cat, and possibly yourself, being eaten by the migrants
@Doctor-Phibes said in Pets For Dinner:
If you were on a battery-powered boat with your pet cat and it was sinking in shark-infested water, and the only hope of rescue was a boat filled with Haitian migrants, would you:
a) Jump in the water, risking electrocution by a mysterious process seemingly at odds with the laws of physics
b) Grab your pussy and use it to deflect the sharks whilst swimming for shore
c) Allow the Haitians to rescue you, but risk having your cat, and possibly yourself, being eaten by the migrants
If the Haitians pilot boats the way they drive, I’d take my chances with the sharks.
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@Doctor-Phibes beat ya by a second…
@LuFins-Dad said in Pets For Dinner:
@Doctor-Phibes beat ya by a second…
Sorry, I was busy skinning a cat whilst applying blackface.
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BTW I've been scouring the internet to find actual immigration statistics for Charleroi. A 2,000% increase could just mean they had 1 immigrant, and now they have 20, LOL.
All I can find are people repeating the 2,000% increase line, without any references.
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Actually I read he got a reply that said “On my way to Springfield with my cat and a pot of boiling water. I love my cat but $5000 is $5000”, causing him to update the offer and say it had to predate the debate.
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BTW I've been scouring the internet to find actual immigration statistics for Charleroi. A 2,000% increase could just mean they had 1 immigrant, and now they have 20, LOL.
All I can find are people repeating the 2,000% increase line, without any references.
@89th said in Pets For Dinner:
BTW I've been scouring the internet to find actual immigration statistics for Charleroi. A 2,000% increase could just mean they had 1 immigrant, and now they have 20, LOL.
All I can find are people repeating the 2,000% increase line, without any references.
I'm sure it's peer-reviewed statistical data. After all, it's very hard to imagine anybody just making stuff up about this subject.
