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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on last edited by Doctor Phibes
    #19

    These sound like the horror stories you occasionally hear about British hospitals, which is normally blamed on the NHS being hopeless. My own personal experience with NHS urgent care was that it wasn't that bad at all (non-urgent care is a somewhat different matter, with waiting lists going back to the time of the dinosaurs), so maybe that is more hospital based as well.

    I was only joking

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      Nurse called at noon, "Can you do a 2:40 appointment?"

      "Sure! This is a telemedicine visit, right?"

      "Er, no. You can't come in?

      "Nah, too much of a trip and wait in the waiting room."

      "No worries. 2:40 telemedicine it is."

      Doc called about 40 min late (we would have been sitting in a waiting room all that time). Pleasant conversation, and she called in the scripts.

      Easy.

      She said that hospital #2 has a rep for being "sloppy."

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • JollyJ Offline
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        Jolly
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        #21

        Still got your license?

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • JollyJ Jolly

          Still got your license?

          George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #22

          @Jolly said in My hospital(ist) rant:

          Still got your license?

          Nope.

          Not worth the expense of renewal, cost of CME, and pharmacies (esp Medicare) frown on prescribing for kin, or anyone with whom I don't have a professional relationship.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • JollyJ Offline
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            Jolly
            wrote on last edited by Jolly
            #23

            Frown? Unless you're doing controlled substances I don't see why they would care.

            Could always do doc-in-a-box a couple of days/week and pay for the expense. You'd be a helluva lot better than any NP could be.

            I do keep trying to shove you back in through the EXIT door, don't I? 😁 😁

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • JollyJ Jolly

              Frown? Unless you're doing controlled substances I don't see why they would care.

              Could always do doc-in-a-box a couple of days/week and pay for the expense. You'd be a helluva lot better than any NP could be.

              I do keep trying to shove you back in through the EXIT door, don't I? 😁 😁

              George KG Offline
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              #24

              @Jolly said in My hospital(ist) rant:

              Could always do doc-in-a-box a couple of days/week and pay for the expense. You'd be a helluva lot better than any NP could be.

              I do keep trying to shove you back in through the EXIT door, don't I?

              Hard, hard nope.

              Doing peds? Ladies with abdominal pain? Earaches? Runny noses?

              Nope.

              I could do simple ortho (put a cast on) and simple sutures. Nothing else.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                @Jolly said in My hospital(ist) rant:

                Could always do doc-in-a-box a couple of days/week and pay for the expense. You'd be a helluva lot better than any NP could be.

                I do keep trying to shove you back in through the EXIT door, don't I?

                Hard, hard nope.

                Doing peds? Ladies with abdominal pain? Earaches? Runny noses?

                Nope.

                I could do simple ortho (put a cast on) and simple sutures. Nothing else.

                JollyJ Offline
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                Jolly
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                #25

                @George-K said in My hospital(ist) rant:

                @Jolly said in My hospital(ist) rant:

                Could always do doc-in-a-box a couple of days/week and pay for the expense. You'd be a helluva lot better than any NP could be.

                I do keep trying to shove you back in through the EXIT door, don't I?

                Hard, hard nope.

                Doing peds? Ladies with abdominal pain? Earaches? Runny noses?

                Nope.

                I could do simple ortho (put a cast on) and simple sutures. Nothing else.

                Ok, you're hired!

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                • kluursK Offline
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                  kluurs
                  wrote on last edited by kluurs
                  #26

                  heh heh... don't look back... There's a reason a lot of people have left the field of battle.

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                  • JollyJ Offline
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                    Jolly
                    wrote on last edited by Jolly
                    #27

                    One of the docs I used to work with, was our ED Director for several years, until he decided he actually wanted a life. He went into the urgent care biz. He does a pretty good job and runs some pretty good numbers, because he:

                    1. Tries to staff his urgent cares (he has 4 or 5) with docs, if possible. If not, there is at least a couple of docs working at any given time. There is always a doc at his main place.
                    2. His main urgent care has a Piccolo (great little chemistry machines, can do a full CMP/ liver enzymes/Troponin), a CBC machine with an automated diff, dipstick urinalysis and a bevy of LFT waived testing (flu/covid/strep/mono).
                    3. His main urgent care also has an Xray and CT machine.
                    4. Even his smaller shops have CBC, waived LFT, BMP, Troponin and xray capability.

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                    • 89th8 Offline
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                      89th
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                      #28

                      @kluurs that is cool you used to work for NCI. I did a bunch of work for them in the 2005-2011 time span when I was working for a research company in Rockville, MD

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