One Meeelion Dollars
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Does Biden even golf?
How about Joe challenge him to a 25mi bike race. That would be a hoot. He could spot him a mile.
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Trump cited his golfing skills as evidence that he has the physical and cognitive abilities to carry out presidential duties, even if he would be 82 years old at the end of the next term.
"I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships. To do that, you have to be quite smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball along the way," Trump said. "He doesn't do it. He can't hit a ball 50 yards."
After commenting on Trump's height and weight, Biden responded: "I'd be happy to have a driving contest with him," adding that he got his handicap down to a six as vice president.
"By the way, I told you before I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag," Biden said to Trump. "Think you can do it?"
Trump accused Biden of lying about his handicap, adding "I've seen your swing, I know your swing."
Amid a flurry of voices, Trump says "let's not act like children."
"You are a child," Biden responds.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@Mik said in One Meeelion Dollars:
Extending the playground taunting. Swell. Just what I want in a president.
Remember, 4 years ago, during the debates one candidate referred to the other as a clown and a buffoon.
I'll let you guess which one that was.
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Nothing says 'Leader of the free world' quite like two geriatric old farts hitting a little ball with a massively overpriced stick in a field.
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Trump cited his golfing skills as evidence that he has the physical and cognitive abilities to carry out presidential duties, even if he would be 82 years old at the end of the next term.
"I just won two club championships, not even senior, two regular club championships. To do that, you have to be quite smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball along the way," Trump said. "He doesn't do it. He can't hit a ball 50 yards."
After commenting on Trump's height and weight, Biden responded: "I'd be happy to have a driving contest with him," adding that he got his handicap down to a six as vice president.
"By the way, I told you before I'm happy to play golf if you carry your own bag," Biden said to Trump. "Think you can do it?"
Trump accused Biden of lying about his handicap, adding "I've seen your swing, I know your swing."
Amid a flurry of voices, Trump says "let's not act like children."
"You are a child," Biden responds.
@George-K said in One Meeelion Dollars:
Trump accused Biden of lying about his handicap,
555 Pot, meet kettle!
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@George-K said in One Meeelion Dollars:
Trump accused Biden of lying about his handicap,
555 Pot, meet kettle!
@taiwan_girl said in One Meeelion Dollars:
@George-K said in One Meeelion Dollars:
Trump accused Biden of lying about his handicap,
555 Pot, meet kettle!
Not this time.
Trump plays several days a week. I doubt Biden has played in years.
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He (Trump) has not posted a score since 2021. Golfers should post their scores every time they play to keep the legitimacy of their handicap.
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....at the Senior Club Championship, Trump claims to have shot a 5-under 67 on the par 72 layout, a remarkable score for any amateur golfer.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CufLYyCLC_T/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
I stand by my statement. 555
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He (Trump) has not posted a score since 2021. Golfers should post their scores every time they play to keep the legitimacy of their handicap.
and
....at the Senior Club Championship, Trump claims to have shot a 5-under 67 on the par 72 layout, a remarkable score for any amateur golfer.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CufLYyCLC_T/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
I stand by my statement. 555
@taiwan_girl said in One Meeelion Dollars:
He (Trump) has not posted a score since 2021. Golfers should post their scores every time they play to keep the legitimacy of their handicap.
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....at the Senior Club Championship, Trump claims to have shot a 5-under 67 on the par 72 layout, a remarkable score for any amateur golfer.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CufLYyCLC_T/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
I stand by my statement. 555
You can stand by it or on it. It matters not.
I suspect what you know about golf could be written on a cigarette paper, burned and then have the ashes scattered over Egypt, and we would have lost nothing.
Secondly, did Trump shoot a 67? Maybe, off the senior tees. Anybody can have a great round on a rare occasion.
Remember the movie Bull Durham? Kevin Costner played an aging minor league catcher with bad knees, who almost had the minor league record for home runs. Kevin Costner had never hit a home run .Ever. At any level.
The movie was auditioning a bunch of minor league guys for extras and non-credited roles in the film. Costner decided he would participate, even though he already had been picked for his part. When he came up to hit, the first pitch tied him in knots. The second pitch was a ball. The third pitch he hit over a 365 foot wall. Later that same day, he hit another dinger.
Costner has never hit another home run. Ever.
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I've seen videos of them both playing golf. Trump would absolutely win. I also doubt Trump's scores he talks about, but he isn't a bad player at all. And Biden would win a bike race.
If they want to compete, I'd rather have them take a test on US and World History, geography, civics, economics, and the constitution.
