White House Correspondents Dinner

[Axtremus]

Biden:

Link to video

Jost:

Link to video

[George K]

Gotta give major props to Biden's pharmacists.

Good job, guys!

[jon-nyc]

"Age is the only thing we have in common. My Vice President actually endorses me"

[jon-nyc]

Re Jost:

He disses the press and got muffled laughs, and then says 'the room just froze like Mitch McConnel".

[jon-nyc]

More Jost:

"Last time I was in DC I left my cocaine at the White House. Luckily the President was able to put it to good use at the State of the Union."

[jon-nyc]

Jost:

I'm not saying both candidates are old, but Jimmy Carter is out there saying "maybe I could win this thing".

[jon-nyc]

"the candidate who is a famous New York City playboy took abortion rights away, and the guy who is trying to give you your abortion rights is an 80 year old Catholic. How does that make sense?"

[jon-nyc]

Re the courtroom sketches:

"Every courtroom sketch of Trump looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax"

[jon-nyc]

(Jost is from Staten Island)

"Staten Island voted 70% for Trump in the last election. The other 30% voted for Giuliani. But then Staten Island sided with Britain during the revolutionary war, so we're not always on the right side of history. (glances at President Biden) You remember"

[Jolly]

I don't get too excited about the WH press circle jerk...