"Hydrogen-rich water"

Renauda

True, but that product is designed and manufactured specifically for airheads like her..

Doctor Phibes

You guys are mocking this poor woman, but they've got a website and everything!

Renauda

Its mission statement should read:

To add even more hydrogen into the airheads of the universe.

LuFins Dad

There are studies…

Doctor Phibes

Looking at Amazon (because it's Friday), the claim is they're ionizing the water with electrolysis.

I bet it works even better if you use de-ionized water.

Apparently, drinking water is good for you. Least-ways, if you don't drink any, you get sick.

LuFins Dad

You need to buy Berkey Brand Water Filters to remove all of the nasty stuff in your tap water. $400…

Then you need to buy trace mineral drops for $40 to put all the minerals you just filtered out back into your water…

Doctor Phibes

I blame Trump for this.

LuFins Dad

Renauda

I am sure it is wonderful until someone who regularly drinks it has a Hindenburg moment at the grocery store or food court.

LuFins Dad

Oh, it’s patently absurd.

Renauda

It’s meant to be absurd.

A bit silly too.

Doctor Phibes

@LuFins-Dad

I am sure it is wonderful until someone who regularly drinks it has a Hindenburg moment at the grocery store or food court.

If you drink too much of it you might begin to resemble a huge manatee

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