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"Never buy a printer again!"

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  • JollyJ Offline
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    Jolly
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    I didn't keep one, because I didn't need anything that big, but when we closed down, none of the instrument manufacturers wanted their B&W laser printers back. Some were worn, but some were almost new. Most were Lexmark, but many were HP.

    Because the printers were at a government entity, but weren't government property, typical bureaucratic inefficiency and indecision reigned. I finally said to hell with it, loaded them in my pickup, and hauled them to a local state university, where my contacts accepted them thankfully.

    And without any paperwork.

    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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    • MikM Offline
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      Oh hell no.

      "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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      • George KG Offline
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        Don't know if it's true, but it's consistent with the story.

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • MikM Offline
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          #7

          I'm trying to wean MFR off the printer. Such a waste for our lives.

          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          • Doctor PhibesD Online
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            Isn't it time for us to start using dot-matrix printers again? Nothing else gives that authentic sound of the retro home office. If you're really cool you can get it to print out ASCII pictures of Raquel Welch

            I was only joking

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            • MikM Mik

              I'm trying to wean MFR off the printer. Such a waste for our lives.

              JollyJ Offline
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              Jolly
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              @Mik said in "Never buy a printer again!":

              I'm trying to wean MFR off the printer. Such a waste for our lives.

              Gotta have it for some things. I run a cheap all-in-one inkjet with knock-off ink. It's been reliable and does what I need, which isn't that much.

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • 89th8 Offline
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                Pretty much every company on the planet for the last few years has a corporate meeting in which someone is like "Hey, how about we implement a SaaS offering?" (Subscription as a Service). From a corporate perspective, it provides very reliable revenue, overall higher revenue in the long run from each customer, and usually a reduced hardware cost. BUT IT IS ANNOYING AS FUCK to end consumers. Printers are the last thing that needs to be SaaS... wow.

                Heck, we even have alarm clocks (Hatch) for our kids that are great... they can play a bedtime story or white noise or sound as they go to sleep, you can time them to turn yellow or green when it's time to come out of the room... but EFF ME it costs like $5 a month for a subscription.

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                  I’m pretty sure “Rage Against the Machine” had printers in mind when they named the band.

                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    I’m pretty sure “Rage Against the Machine” had printers in mind when they named the band.

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                    @jon-nyc said in "Never buy a printer again!":

                    I’m pretty sure “Rage Against the Machine” had printers in mind when they named the band.

                    Similarly, the British punk band The Jam.

                    I was only joking

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                      @jon-nyc said in "Never buy a printer again!":

                      I’m pretty sure “Rage Against the Machine” had printers in mind when they named the band.

                      Similarly, the British punk band The Jam.

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                      @Doctor-Phibes said in "Never buy a printer again!":

                      @jon-nyc said in "Never buy a printer again!":

                      I’m pretty sure “Rage Against the Machine” had printers in mind when they named the band.

                      Similarly, the British punk band The Jam.

                      "The public wants what the public gets."

                      Please love yourself.

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