Next Pirates of the Caribbean!
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Guys, they portrayed Davie Jones as a fucking squid and nobody complained.
The real Davie Jones looked like this, which is a pretty important part of the story:
I was only joking
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So it looks like the next lead for Pirates will be Ayo Edibri portraying prate queen Anne Bonney.
Ayo Edibri:
Anne Bonney:
Bonney being Irish is a pretty important part of her history…
@LuFins-Dad said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Bonney being Irish is a pretty important part of her history…
Maybe she was related to Phil Lynott?
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Guys, they portrayed Davie Jones as a fucking squid and nobody complained.
The real Davie Jones looked like this, which is a pretty important part of the story:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Guys, they portrayed Davie Jones as a fucking squid and nobody complained.
The real Davie Jones looked like this, which is a pretty important part of the story:
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Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
Or, here’s an idea… In a fictional movie about fictional characters, they could have an original character?
The Brad
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
Or, here’s an idea… In a fictional movie about fictional characters, they could have an original character?
@LuFins-Dad said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
Or, here’s an idea… In a fictional movie about fictional characters, they could have an original character?
Who cares? They've featured George II, and Blackbeard, both of whom were real people. And Johnny Depp plays a freaking English guy, FFS. And since when did pirates wear eye-liner?
Incidentally, if you think that Irish bird looked anything like the picture you posted....well, I've got a parrot for sale, going cheep.
I was only joking
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@Mik said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Just one more retread.
Indeed. It also sounds as though they've abandoned the gritty realism of the previous 5 movies.
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@LuFins-Dad said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
Or, here’s an idea… In a fictional movie about fictional characters, they could have an original character?
Who cares? They've featured George II, and Blackbeard, both of whom were real people. And Johnny Depp plays a freaking English guy, FFS. And since when did pirates wear eye-liner?
Incidentally, if you think that Irish bird looked anything like the picture you posted....well, I've got a parrot for sale, going cheep.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
@LuFins-Dad said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
Or, here’s an idea… In a fictional movie about fictional characters, they could have an original character?
Who cares? They've featured George II, and Blackbeard, both of whom were real people. And Johnny Depp plays a freaking English guy, FFS. And since when did pirates wear eye-liner?
Incidentally, if you think that Irish bird looked anything like the picture you posted....well, I've got a parrot for sale, going cheep.
Please don't ever start teaching literature.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
@LuFins-Dad said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Oh. My. Freaking. God. A black woman playing a white woman.
And when I say Oh. My. Freaking. God, I am of course talking about White Jesus.
Or, here’s an idea… In a fictional movie about fictional characters, they could have an original character?
Who cares? They've featured George II, and Blackbeard, both of whom were real people. And Johnny Depp plays a freaking English guy, FFS. And since when did pirates wear eye-liner?
Incidentally, if you think that Irish bird looked anything like the picture you posted....well, I've got a parrot for sale, going cheep.
Please don't ever start teaching literature.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Next Pirates of the Caribbean!:
Please don't ever start teaching literature.
What have I gone and done done now?
Teach? Hell, no! Tried it, sucked at it.
I do however reckon I could bang out a couple of amusing novels during my retirement.
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