2020

[Horace]

Yes, I'm familiar with the strategy. Fishing with a net.

[jon-nyc]

Reminds me of a story I know I’ve told before but I’ll never stop telling it.

I once worked with and hung out with this guy in São Paulo who would go to crowded bars and maneuver himself such that his back would brush up against a woman’s back. But instead of instantly pulling away like you normally would when that happened, he would keep it there a bit longer than normal or even lean in just a bit.

He said most girls immediately pulled away but one in ten would stay still, or even lean back into him.

He said invariably he’d end up taking those girls home.

So I said to him ‘are you telling me that out of every 10 girls you do that to, 1 comes home with you?’

And he said ‘No, Jon, out of every thousand girls I do that too, 100 go home with me’.

[Klaus]

@jon-nyc said in 2020:

I once worked with a nd hung out with this guy in São Paulo who would go to crowded bars and maneuver himself such that his back would brush up against a woman’s back.

FIFY.

[jon-nyc]

You pushed back, I guess.

[Klaus]

I'm not Larry.

[jon-nyc]

[Catseye3]

[Mik]

H/T Ivorythumper

[Larry]

@Klaus said in 2020:

I'm not Larry.

Yeah, you wouldn't want to push back on me.... you'd choke..

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[Catseye3]

LOL, Excellent!

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[89th]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Ha.

I was curious what happened to him. He was killed in a car accident in 92, 6 days after marrying his third wife.

The killer was a 17 year old drunk driver. He got probation and community service and lost his license for 2 years.

[Loki]

Good laughs this morning on the recent posts. Thanks!

[89th]

@jon-nyc said in 2020:

I was curious what happened to him. He was killed in a car accident in 92

I guess it has been 28 years so I can make the joke of... he probably went out the same way he lived his life. Screaming.