2020
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Reminds me of a story I know I’ve told before but I’ll never stop telling it.
I once worked with and hung out with this guy in São Paulo who would go to crowded bars and maneuver himself such that his back would brush up against a woman’s back. But instead of instantly pulling away like you normally would when that happened, he would keep it there a bit longer than normal or even lean in just a bit.
He said most girls immediately pulled away but one in ten would stay still, or even lean back into him.
He said invariably he’d end up taking those girls home.
So I said to him ‘are you telling me that out of every 10 girls you do that to, 1 comes home with you?’
And he said ‘No, Jon, out of every thousand girls I do that too, 100 go home with me’.
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Reminds me of a story I know I’ve told before but I’ll never stop telling it.
I once worked with and hung out with this guy in São Paulo who would go to crowded bars and maneuver himself such that his back would brush up against a woman’s back. But instead of instantly pulling away like you normally would when that happened, he would keep it there a bit longer than normal or even lean in just a bit.
He said most girls immediately pulled away but one in ten would stay still, or even lean back into him.
He said invariably he’d end up taking those girls home.
So I said to him ‘are you telling me that out of every 10 girls you do that to, 1 comes home with you?’
And he said ‘No, Jon, out of every thousand girls I do that too, 100 go home with me’.
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Ha.
I was curious what happened to him. He was killed in a car accident in 92, 6 days after marrying his third wife.
The killer was a 17 year old drunk driver. He got probation and community service and lost his license for 2 years.
The whole reason we call them illegal aliens is because they’re subject to our laws.
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Ha.
I was curious what happened to him. He was killed in a car accident in 92, 6 days after marrying his third wife.
The killer was a 17 year old drunk driver. He got probation and community service and lost his license for 2 years.
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