The Internet was a Mistake
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When I was 18 I worked at a golf course maintenance shop. We'd work from 5am-2pm, and it was a bunch of older dudes who just wanted to get their job done, talk some shit, ride their mower, and go home. Anyway, there was a guy there named Sonny, who had a huge set of balls. I'm not talking about bravery or cajones... but he literally looked like had a pair of softballs under his shorts. Say what you want, but I have no interest in Exhibit 2.
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When I was 18 I worked at a golf course maintenance shop. We'd work from 5am-2pm, and it was a bunch of older dudes who just wanted to get their job done, talk some shit, ride their mower, and go home. Anyway, there was a guy there named Sonny, who had a huge set of balls. I'm not talking about bravery or cajones... but he literally looked like had a pair of softballs under his shorts. Say what you want, but I have no interest in Exhibit 2.
@89th LOL.
But, tell us, how did the subject of Sonny's balls come up. Was he proud, like, "Hey guys, look at THESE!"
I mean, I don't think I've ever had such a conversation - outside of the OR, of course.
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Knew a guy who won a good bit of drinking money, by betting that he could take a carton of cigarettes, tear off the end panels and shove every pack out of the carton with his penis.
Since our coffee enema lady is used to stretching her rectum, she might have been glad to meet him.
Alas, Lucas has been dead for several years...
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@89th LOL.
But, tell us, how did the subject of Sonny's balls come up. Was he proud, like, "Hey guys, look at THESE!"
I mean, I don't think I've ever had such a conversation - outside of the OR, of course.
@George-K said in The Internet was a Mistake:
@89th LOL.
But, tell us, how did the subject of Sonny's balls come up. Was he proud, like, "Hey guys, look at THESE!"
I mean, I don't think I've ever had such a conversation - outside of the OR, of course.
Hard to miss when he would wear his cotton shorts. That being said, the locker room (ok, the garage break room) where the golf maintenance equipment was stored was where folks met and drank coffee before the day started. I think I learned from the other guys on day 1 about Sonny's big balls. I'd imagine he had a bad medical condition but guys being guys... that only makes the shit talking funnier.
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Knew a guy who won a good bit of drinking money, by betting that he could take a carton of cigarettes, tear off the end panels and shove every pack out of the carton with his penis.
Since our coffee enema lady is used to stretching her rectum, she might have been glad to meet him.
Alas, Lucas has been dead for several years...
@Jolly said in The Internet was a Mistake:
Knew a guy who won a good bit of drinking money, by betting that he could take a carton of cigarettes, tear off the end panels and shove every pack out of the carton with his penis.
Since our coffee enema lady is used to stretching her rectum, she might have been glad to meet him.
Alas, Lucas has been dead for several years...
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