Help me pick the worst "state name."

[Aqua Letifer]

I don't mean the name of a state. I mean a state used as a name.

Names like Texas Pete and Tennessee Williams just work. Other states? Not so much.

I'm trying to think of the worst one imaginable. So far as bad as I could get has been Delaware Stanforth, or (although not a state, it works too well to ignore) U.S. Virgin Islands Montgomery.

[Mik]

I guess Yosemite Sam is out.

[Mik]

Wait…. Florida Man!

[George K]

Illinois Anything.

[Copper]

George Washington

[Copper]

Minnesota Fats

[Aqua Letifer]

You guys aren't playing right.

[LuFins Dad]

Maine Coon.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Help me pick the worst "state name.":

Maine Coon.

[Copper]

[AquaMode]
Alabama mama
Arizona Mona
Connecticut mutt
Idaho ho ho
Florida Duh
Kansas Fat Ass
Kentucky Sucky
Mainer Mike
jon_NY
Oklahoma lymphoma
Hennesey Tennessee
Wyoming dynasty
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[Horace]

I don’t really understand the assignment. But I’ll go with Kentucky Gertrude.

[Mik]

Indiana Jones?

[89th]

@Horace said in Help me pick the worst "state name.":

I don’t really understand the assignment. But I’ll go with Kentucky Gertrude.

Damn, stole my reply

[89th]

Pennsylvania Tuxedo... both a real outfit choice, as well as a tasty beverage from Dogfish.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in Help me pick the worst "state name.":

Indiana Jones?

No like they don't have to actually exist. But if you had a name whose construction was [State/U.S. Province or Territory first name] + [Last Name], what's the most ridiculous combination you could possibly think up?

Indiana Jones is out because c'mon, he's cool. (Or at least was in movies 1-3.)

[Copper]

The dog was named Indiana

[Mik]

Maryland Crabbe.

[jon-nyc]

Virginia Beech.

[LuFins Dad]

West Virginia Slim