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    George K
    wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 16:34 last edited by
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    I get it, the anatomy and physiology of teh wimmenz is different. Still funny.

    Nowwaitjustagoddamnminute...

    Is Congressperson DeLauro saying there's a difference between da goils and da guys? Someone needs to set her straight correct her.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      89th
      wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 18:37 last edited by
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      Next stop: I want a male dummy but thinks they are a female dummy. Yes, emphasis...dummy.

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 19:06 last edited by
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        Will they have the female dummy in the driver's seat of a vehicle sitting at a green light but they don't see it because they are applying makeup and then gets rearended?

        The Brad

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        • L LuFins Dad
          20 Apr 2023, 19:06

          Will they have the female dummy in the driver's seat of a vehicle sitting at a green light but they don't see it because they are applying makeup and then gets rearended?

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          89th
          wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 20:03 last edited by
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          @LuFins-Dad said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

          Will they have the female dummy in the driver's seat of a vehicle sitting at a green light but they don't see it because they are applying makeup and then gets rearended?

          That made me lol

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            Mik
            wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 22:12 last edited by Mik
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            FFS. The fact that we can even make jokes about this joke of an effort is pretty ridiculous. To call it equity is even more so.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 23:56 last edited by
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              Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • J jon-nyc
                20 Apr 2023, 23:56

                Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on 20 Apr 2023, 23:59 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

                I would have thought it was bloody obvious that they should model different body types with crash test dummies. They have kids modeled, why not women?

                It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to model obese people, really tall people, etc. too.

                I was only joking

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 00:02 last edited by jon-nyc
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                  I was very deliberate to say ‘better’, not ‘more equitable’.

                  Men get in far more accidents, because men. Insofar as there are design trade offs which alter the optimally protected body type, there would almost certainly be a net reduction in injuries if you skew it towards better protecting the more typically masculine.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • J jon-nyc
                    21 Apr 2023, 00:02

                    I was very deliberate to say ‘better’, not ‘more equitable’.

                    Men get in far more accidents, because men. Insofar as there are design trade offs which alter the optimally protected body type, there would almost certainly be a net reduction in injuries if you skew it towards better protecting the more typically masculine.

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                    Doctor Phibes
                    wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 00:12 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                    I was very deliberate to say ‘better’, not ‘more equitable’.

                    Men get in far more accidents, because men. Insofar as there are design trade offs which alter the optimally protected body type, there would almost certainly be a net reduction in injuries if you skew it towards better protecting the more typically masculine.

                    A safety engineer is never going to use terms like equitable. These politicians have probably been told that it would be a really good idea to require testing of different body shapes, and then they do what politicians always do, tailor the message for morons, sorry, their base.

                    A really great reason for developing certification standards (which I do quite a bit of) is to keep politicians noses out of this stuff. They're better off passing laws that sound high-minded and preachy, and leave the details to people who can do tricky sums without getting a nose-bleed.

                    I was only joking

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 00:17 last edited by
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                      Right that’s how things always used to work. It also used to be that public health officials didn’t recommend courses of action that killed more rather than fewer people as long as the phenotypic mix was was more to their liking. But here we are.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • J jon-nyc
                        21 Apr 2023, 00:17

                        Right that’s how things always used to work. It also used to be that public health officials didn’t recommend courses of action that killed more rather than fewer people as long as the phenotypic mix was was more to their liking. But here we are.

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 00:24 last edited by Doctor Phibes
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                        @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                        Right that’s how things always used to work. It also used to be that public health officials didn’t recommend courses of action that killed more rather than fewer people as long as the phenotypic mix was was more to their liking. But here we are.

                        I feel we've also crossed a line when the President of the United States called his own senior health advisors 'idiots' as part of a losing re-election campaign, right in the middle of a pandemic that is killing millions, and which he had repeatedly tried to play down the seriousness of.

                        I was only joking

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          20 Apr 2023, 23:56

                          Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

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                          Mik
                          wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 00:26 last edited by
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                          @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                          Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

                          Sure. Just don’t present it in those terms. It appears shallow.

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          • J jon-nyc
                            20 Apr 2023, 23:56

                            Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 01:24 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                            Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

                            I’m not sure this 1st part is rocket science. They say that the force of two professional football players hitting each other is equivalent to a car crash… Who do you think is going to stand up to a hit by a professional lineman better, a 6’ 180lb man or a 5’6” 115lb woman? Size, weight, musculature all play a part…

                            Now there are also likely some other factors. Are female drivers closer to the steering wheel? That would also play a part, especially with injuries due to airbag deployment. A one size fits all answer for auto safety (airbag, seatbelts, crumplezones) may not be the best option for auto safety.

                            I wonder if they could provide adjustable settings for the airbags based on weight and height of the driver? Or do we actually envision some models of cars built to be safer for drivers at certain weights/heights?

                            The Brad

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                              21 Apr 2023, 00:12

                              @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                              I was very deliberate to say ‘better’, not ‘more equitable’.

                              Men get in far more accidents, because men. Insofar as there are design trade offs which alter the optimally protected body type, there would almost certainly be a net reduction in injuries if you skew it towards better protecting the more typically masculine.

                              A safety engineer is never going to use terms like equitable. These politicians have probably been told that it would be a really good idea to require testing of different body shapes, and then they do what politicians always do, tailor the message for morons, sorry, their base.

                              A really great reason for developing certification standards (which I do quite a bit of) is to keep politicians noses out of this stuff. They're better off passing laws that sound high-minded and preachy, and leave the details to people who can do tricky sums without getting a nose-bleed.

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                              Renauda
                              wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 01:35 last edited by
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                              @Doctor-Phibes

                              These politicians have probably been told that it would be a really good idea to require testing of different body shapes, and then they do what politicians always do, tailor the message for morons, sorry, their base.

                              Am glad you put in that caveat. However I would have stayed with the term, morons. It alone grasps the very essence of the object to whom politicians pander.

                              Elbows up!

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                              • J jon-nyc
                                21 Apr 2023, 00:02

                                I was very deliberate to say ‘better’, not ‘more equitable’.

                                Men get in far more accidents, because men. Insofar as there are design trade offs which alter the optimally protected body type, there would almost certainly be a net reduction in injuries if you skew it towards better protecting the more typically masculine.

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                                taiwan_girl
                                wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 08:46 last edited by
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                                @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                                Men get in far more accidents, because men

                                They did a survey and something like 80% of men think that they are an above average driver! 555

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 10:56 last edited by Doctor Phibes
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                                  This one had teh sex with 9 wimmenz!

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                                  I was only joking

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                                  • D Doctor Phibes
                                    21 Apr 2023, 10:56

                                    This one had teh sex with 9 wimmenz!

                                    c35dddbe-a575-4f56-8444-c24775799c1d-image.png

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                                    89th
                                    wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 11:16 last edited by
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                                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                                    This one had teh sex with 9 wimmenz!

                                    c35dddbe-a575-4f56-8444-c24775799c1d-image.png

                                    Another NSFW clip (a terrific show... Silicon Valley), but your comment above Phibes reminds me of, well:

                                    again NSFW language

                                    Link to video

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                                    • L LuFins Dad
                                      20 Apr 2023, 19:06

                                      Will they have the female dummy in the driver's seat of a vehicle sitting at a green light but they don't see it because they are applying makeup and then gets rearended?

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                                      89th
                                      wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 11:17 last edited by
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                                      @LuFins-Dad said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                                      ...because they are applying makeup and then gets rearended?

                                      Don't forget having a few drinks between those two actions... HI OH!!!!!

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                                      • D Doctor Phibes
                                        20 Apr 2023, 23:59

                                        @jon-nyc said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                                        Googling a bit it does seem women are much more likely to get injured than men conditional on being in an accident. It’s worth learning why that is (it may be known too I just haven’t googled that much) and if there’s a way to make it better (as opposed to more equitable) then yeah go

                                        I would have thought it was bloody obvious that they should model different body types with crash test dummies. They have kids modeled, why not women?

                                        It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to model obese people, really tall people, etc. too.

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                                        89th
                                        wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 11:19 last edited by
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                                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Crash Test Dummies Deserve Gender Equity:

                                        It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to model obese people, really tall people, etc. too.

                                        That is true, one study resulted in the recommendation that obese people have extra airbags attached around their entire body so as to provide more cushioning. Then they realized... problem solved.

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                                          Doctor Phibes
                                          wrote on 21 Apr 2023, 11:45 last edited by
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                                          Whenever I ride in a coach, I wonder whether they've done crash tests featuring 50 people not wearing any seatbelts getting thrown forward simultaneously at 50 mph.

                                          I was only joking

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