"You wanna piece of me???"
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This reminds me of wise advice @Aqua-Letifer once told me in college. He said if you're ever in the city and about to get attacked or robbed and you don't have any other choice other than to fight... to remember you can always pull down your pants, shit in your hand, and hold it towards the robber. Odds are you'll be left alone very quickly. Aqua is a wise man.
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This reminds me of wise advice @Aqua-Letifer once told me in college. He said if you're ever in the city and about to get attacked or robbed and you don't have any other choice other than to fight... to remember you can always pull down your pants, shit in your hand, and hold it towards the robber. Odds are you'll be left alone very quickly. Aqua is a wise man.
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This reminds me of wise advice @Aqua-Letifer once told me in college. He said if you're ever in the city and about to get attacked or robbed and you don't have any other choice other than to fight... to remember you can always pull down your pants, shit in your hand, and hold it towards the robber. Odds are you'll be left alone very quickly. Aqua is a wise man.
@89th said in "You wanna piece of me???":
This reminds me of wise advice @Aqua-Letifer once told me in college. He said if you're ever in the city and about to get attacked or robbed and you don't have any other choice other than to fight... to remember you can always pull down your pants, shit in your hand, and hold it towards the robber. Odds are you'll be left alone very quickly. Aqua is a wise man.
If ever I gave a TED talk, you bet your ass it would include this actionable takeaway.
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@89th said in "You wanna piece of me???":
"Welcome to my TURD talk."
And if the talk went poorly and they started booing, there's always shitting in my hand and holding it out to the audience.
Please love yourself.
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@89th said in "You wanna piece of me???":
"Welcome to my TURD talk."
And if the talk went poorly and they started booing, there's always shitting in my hand and holding it out to the audience.
@Aqua-Letifer said in "You wanna piece of me???":
@89th said in "You wanna piece of me???":
"Welcome to my TURD talk."
And if the talk went poorly and they started booing, there's always shitting in my hand and holding it out to the audience.
It's like a live physics demonstration of the old saw about wishing in one hand.
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@89th said in "You wanna piece of me???":
"Welcome to my TURD talk."
And if the talk went poorly and they started booing, there's always shitting in my hand and holding it out to the audience.
@Aqua-Letifer said in "You wanna piece of me???":
@89th said in "You wanna piece of me???":
"Welcome to my TURD talk."
And if the talk went poorly and they started booing, there's always shitting in my hand and holding it out to the audience.
Sounds like just another day at the ranch at my old job.
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