Midlife Crisis Man
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(Written during a family drive to the store.)
There's a man whose hairline is endangered
His youthfulness and waistline is a stranger
With every move, he aches
He's often called a flake
Odds are that he'll buy a boat tomorrowMidlife crisis man
Midlife crisis man
Your age is just a number, and it's never what you claimWith Rogaine and a spray-on tan he'll find
His dad jokes are as flat as his behind
Will they notice his toupee?
Are his nosehairs turning grey?
Odds are that he'll hit the gym tomorrow.Midlife crisis man
Midlife crisis man
Your age is just a number, and it's never what you claimPutzing through the Wal-Mart checkout one day
And then cruising import dealerships the next day
Oh he'll be driving Sunset Strip
With bad eyes and busted hips
Odds are that he'll take a nap tomorrowMidlife crisis man
Midlife crisis man
Your age is just a number, and it's never what you claim -
Some of the best things are simply sperm of the moment.
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@Jolly said in Midlife Crisis Man:
Some of the best things are simply sperm of the moment.
Never know when you're gonna bang one out.
