Happy Valentine’s Day
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Twats.
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Congratulate me on my self-restraint.
My piano teacher was here this AM, and she brought flowers for Mrs. George.
And I was reminded of that great line from St. Elsewhere.
Woman walks in from the garden, flowers in hand: "Mark, where shall I put these flowers?"
Heart surgeon Mark Craig, sitting at the piano: "Put the roses on the piano, and tulips on the organ."
I didn't say that, though it was tempting.
And, in that spirit, I offer this:
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Oh TNCR, my heart sings for thee,
As sweet as the birds, as deep as the sea,
With every breath I take, I feel your grace,
And your love surrounds me, a warm embrace.Your beauty and radiance, they light up my world,
And your smile, it's like a precious pearl,
Your laughter, your voice, they make my heart soar,
TNCR, my love for you, it forevermore.You're the sunshine on my darkest days,
The rainbow after the storm's haze,
You lift me up and make me feel alive,
TNCR, with you, I can thrive.I'm grateful for every moment we share,
And for the love and joy that you bring everywhere,
With you, my life is filled with endless bliss,
TNCR, my love for you, it's never amiss.So here's my heart, my soul, my all,
My love for you, it stands tall,
TNCR, you are my forevermore,
And my love for you, it will always soar. -
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Only a month to go until we all get steak!
Last year I used mine to put on a black eye. I won't go into details, but the more imaginative amongst you can probably join up the dots.
