Sad family news

[jon-nyc]

My cousin, an optician, fell into a lens grinder this morning and made a spectacle of himself.

[brenda]

I bet it was really an optical illusion.

[89th]

Ugh the vision of that... now it’s hard to focus on anything else

[Copper]

Bad optics.

[Mik]

Sad, viewed through that lens. Did he ever go to prism?

[jon-nyc]

Yes! And what’s worse he was framed.

[Catseye3]

That was very short-sighted of him.

[89th]

I wonder if there will be a segment about this on 20/20.

[jon-nyc]

Unfortunately I haven’t had any contacts with his family for ages.

[89th]

Were you a fellow pupil in school?

[jon-nyc]

These puns are getting cornea and cornea.

[Aqua Letifer]

Ok, Spinoza.