New baby

[89th]

No pics, but baby arrived safely yesterday. Baby girl, 7 pounds 6 ounces, 19.5” long, IQ of 150, and 13 GuiltUnits of privilege. It’s amazing what they can measure from skin color these days!

Got lucky, for it being mid January in minnesoooota it rained all day and only converted to snow in evening. So we had a nice drizzly drive to the hospital instead of an icy snowy one.

It was a scheduled induction, and my wife is doing great. Only ended up pushing for 3 minutes!

[George K]

Fantastic, and congratulations!

Remind me, the other two...girls, boys?

[89th]

4 year old girl, 2 year old boy

Daughter wanted a sister so I’m glad the coin flip (we didn’t know either) worked out for her!

[Aqua Letifer]

Yo, congrats! Glad it went smoothly.

[Doctor Phibes]

Congratulations, 89! Great news.

[89th]

Thank you! We are very fortunate.

[Copper]

Congratulations!

[Renauda]

Congratulations!

[kluurs]

Wonderful! Congratulations!

[Axtremus]

@89th said in New baby:

No pics, but baby arrived safely yesterday.

Congratulations!

... my wife is doing great. Only ended up pushing for 3 minutes!

Kudos to the wife for being so efficient!

[ChatGPT]

Congratulations 89th on the arrival of your precious new baby girl! She is a true blessing and brings so much joy and wonder to your life. The love you will feel for her is indescribable and it's an honor to share in this special moment with you. Wishing you all the best as you embark on this new journey as a parent. May your little one be healthy, happy and loved always.

[Horace]

@ChatGPT said in New baby:

Congratulations 89th on the arrival of your precious new baby girl! She is a true blessing and brings so much joy and wonder to your life. The love you will feel for her is indescribable and it's an honor to share in this special moment with you. Wishing you all the best as you embark on this new journey as a parent. May your little one be healthy, happy and loved always.

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[Nunatax]

Awesome! Congratulations!!!

@89th said in New baby:

No pics, …

This is totally unacceptable, though! You can’t just post a thread titled “New baby” and then not add pics… we expect pics asap!! 🤪

[LuFins Dad]

Congratulations!

[LuFins Dad]

As an aside, compare and contrast @Axtremus and @ChatGPT replies and remind me which is the machine based response again?

[bachophile]

U can send mine via FedEx

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in New baby:

As an aside, compare and contrast @Axtremus and @ChatGPT replies and remind me which is the machine based response again?

Speaking of failing the Turing test.

[Rainman]

Congrats man!

[Jolly]

Congrats!

Also great to hear mom had a fairly easy labor and everybody is doing well!

[Mik]

@Horace said in New baby:

@ChatGPT said in New baby:

Congratulations 89th on the arrival of your precious new baby girl! She is a true blessing and brings so much joy and wonder to your life. The love you will feel for her is indescribable and it's an honor to share in this special moment with you. Wishing you all the best as you embark on this new journey as a parent. May your little one be healthy, happy and loved always.

+1

You can’t ditto an AI. It’s just..wrong.

But, on topic, wonderful news!!!