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    George K
    wrote on 8 Jan 2023, 16:38 last edited by
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    Someone responded, "Just say that you're the next Facebook and get on with it."

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • G George K
      8 Jan 2023, 16:38

      Someone responded, "Just say that you're the next Facebook and get on with it."

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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on 8 Jan 2023, 17:02 last edited by
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      I was kind of hoping they'd reduce the word limit.

      I was only joking

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        Jolly
        wrote on 8 Jan 2023, 19:14 last edited by
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        Meta is on the decline. Maybe this is trying to take some of their business...

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          Mik
          wrote on 8 Jan 2023, 20:07 last edited by
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          We’re due for a sea change. FB has become intolerable with scam ads and spammer solicitations.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            89th
            wrote on 9 Jan 2023, 13:33 last edited by
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            The other day I watched a 15 second clip of something (I think a cool ski jump or something) and on the video was the caption "Wait for it" which you sometimes see on videos so you don't miss the ending.

            Anyway, the first comment hit hard... it was "is our attention span so short these days that you actually need a Wait For It note on a 15 second video clip?"

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              9 Jan 2023, 13:33

              The other day I watched a 15 second clip of something (I think a cool ski jump or something) and on the video was the caption "Wait for it" which you sometimes see on videos so you don't miss the ending.

              Anyway, the first comment hit hard... it was "is our attention span so short these days that you actually need a Wait For It note on a 15 second video clip?"

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              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on 9 Jan 2023, 14:06 last edited by
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              @89th said in Long form tweets soon:

              The other day I watched a 15 second clip of something (I think a cool ski jump or something) and on the video was the caption "Wait for it" which you sometimes see on videos so you don't miss the ending.

              Anyway, the first comment hit hard... it was "is our attention span so short these days that you actually need a Wait For It note on a 15 second video clip?"

              I forget, how many people binge-watch Netflix premieres the first weekend they're released? How long are Joe Rogan podcasts?

              People don't have short attention spans. These platforms parasitize immediate attention and completely ignore medium- to long-term decision making. It's a psychology hack, not a state of our attention. Our attention spans are actually longer than media execs and psychologists ever thought. But not in every context. Immediate attention turns out to be easy to hijack. But that's not all a person is.

              As for "wait for it," that's not what you think, either. That's not an explanation of the video. That's a trick that attempts to stop the scroll. If you do in fact "wait for it," it signals to the algorithm that this video is more sticky than others and so the algo will promote it further than the others.

              Please love yourself.

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              • A Aqua Letifer
                9 Jan 2023, 14:06

                @89th said in Long form tweets soon:

                The other day I watched a 15 second clip of something (I think a cool ski jump or something) and on the video was the caption "Wait for it" which you sometimes see on videos so you don't miss the ending.

                Anyway, the first comment hit hard... it was "is our attention span so short these days that you actually need a Wait For It note on a 15 second video clip?"

                I forget, how many people binge-watch Netflix premieres the first weekend they're released? How long are Joe Rogan podcasts?

                People don't have short attention spans. These platforms parasitize immediate attention and completely ignore medium- to long-term decision making. It's a psychology hack, not a state of our attention. Our attention spans are actually longer than media execs and psychologists ever thought. But not in every context. Immediate attention turns out to be easy to hijack. But that's not all a person is.

                As for "wait for it," that's not what you think, either. That's not an explanation of the video. That's a trick that attempts to stop the scroll. If you do in fact "wait for it," it signals to the algorithm that this video is more sticky than others and so the algo will promote it further than the others.

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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on 9 Jan 2023, 14:08 last edited by Doctor Phibes 1 Sept 2023, 14:09
                #7

                @Aqua-Letifer said in Long form tweets soon:

                I forget, how many people binge-watch Netflix premieres the first weekend they're released? How long are Joe Rogan podcasts?
                People don't have short attention spans. These platforms parasitize immediate attention and completely ignore medium- to long-term decision making. It's a psychology hack, not a state of our attention. Our attention spans are actually longer than media execs and psychologists ever thought. But not in every context. Immediate attention turns out to be easy to hijack. But that's not all a person is.

                The thing is, a lot "intellectuals" are crashing bores. Why would I want to read all that shit on Twitter? Show me an amusing cat, asshole!

                I was only joking

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                  9 Jan 2023, 14:06

                  @89th said in Long form tweets soon:

                  The other day I watched a 15 second clip of something (I think a cool ski jump or something) and on the video was the caption "Wait for it" which you sometimes see on videos so you don't miss the ending.

                  Anyway, the first comment hit hard... it was "is our attention span so short these days that you actually need a Wait For It note on a 15 second video clip?"

                  I forget, how many people binge-watch Netflix premieres the first weekend they're released? How long are Joe Rogan podcasts?

                  People don't have short attention spans. These platforms parasitize immediate attention and completely ignore medium- to long-term decision making. It's a psychology hack, not a state of our attention. Our attention spans are actually longer than media execs and psychologists ever thought. But not in every context. Immediate attention turns out to be easy to hijack. But that's not all a person is.

                  As for "wait for it," that's not what you think, either. That's not an explanation of the video. That's a trick that attempts to stop the scroll. If you do in fact "wait for it," it signals to the algorithm that this video is more sticky than others and so the algo will promote it further than the others.

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                  89th
                  wrote on 9 Jan 2023, 14:09 last edited by
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                  @Aqua-Letifer excellent! You’re right. Especially regarding the “stop the scroll”. I have noticed an increase in videos that are split screen. One side with the footage and the other side is someone just watching it and nodding their head or something. Looks really stupid but hey…it stops the scroll!

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                  • 8 89th
                    9 Jan 2023, 14:09

                    @Aqua-Letifer excellent! You’re right. Especially regarding the “stop the scroll”. I have noticed an increase in videos that are split screen. One side with the footage and the other side is someone just watching it and nodding their head or something. Looks really stupid but hey…it stops the scroll!

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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on 9 Jan 2023, 14:31 last edited by
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                    @89th said in Long form tweets soon:

                    @Aqua-Letifer excellent! You’re right. Especially regarding the “stop the scroll”. I have noticed an increase in videos that are split screen. One side with the footage and the other side is someone just watching it and nodding their head or something. Looks really stupid but hey…it stops the scroll!

                    That's all it is. Jackasses inventing new ways to hijack your immediate attention and others following suit. I've said before that TikTok is social media fentanyl. But the thing with fentanyl is, you know what you're doing to yourself.

                    Please love yourself.

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