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    Horace
    wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 09:16 last edited by
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    I would never marry your friend. Too much risk of him never returning from one of his trips, leaving me alone to raise our fatherless only-one-more-fathered children.

    Education is extremely important.

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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 10:54 last edited by
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      I have enough problems walking up the stairs - my own personal K-2.

      I was only joking

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        Jolly
        wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 11:04 last edited by
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        Years ago, I read an interview with a mountain climber. He had recently quit the sport, even though he was still young enough and fit enough to tackle some difficult climbs.

        His reason?

        I woke up one morning and realized most of my climbing friends were dead.

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          Mik
          wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 12:25 last edited by
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          If there was something up there that I wanted....

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • M Mik
            20 Oct 2022, 12:25

            If there was something up there that I wanted....

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            Aqua's Sister
            wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 12:37 last edited by
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            @Mik said in Nope:

            If there was something up there that I wanted....

            alt text

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              Mik
              wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 12:42 last edited by
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              False advertising in every possible way.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • M Mik
                20 Oct 2022, 12:42

                False advertising in every possible way.

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                George K
                wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 12:43 last edited by
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                @Mik said in Nope:

                False advertising in every possible way.

                LOL

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  taiwan_girl
                  wrote on 21 Oct 2022, 00:11 last edited by
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                  I like being outdoors, but do not have any desire to go mountain climbing. LOL

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                    20 Oct 2022, 03:11

                    One of the things my friend remembers about summiting Everest was the extreme cold.

                    Out of curiosity, I checked the weather on the summit of K2 right now, It’s 8am Thursday there. The current temp is -32. No need to ask if that’s C or F.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 21 Oct 2022, 00:16 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in Nope:

                    One of the things my friend remembers about summiting Everest

                    I love it when you verb nouns.

                    (See "I aged out of it" thread)

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • A Aqua's Sister
                      20 Oct 2022, 12:37

                      @Mik said in Nope:

                      If there was something up there that I wanted....

                      alt text

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                      LuFins Dad
                      wrote on 21 Oct 2022, 00:35 last edited by
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                      @Aqua-s-Sister said in Nope:

                      @Mik said in Nope:

                      If there was something up there that I wanted....

                      alt text

                      That would involve spelunking gear, not mountain climbing…

                      The Brad

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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on 21 Oct 2022, 12:19 last edited by
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                        Jon, if you haven't already, you might enjoy reading about Shane McConkey. He's billed as a professional skiier and BASE jumper, but that doesn't begin to do him justice. He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                        I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship. There are YouTubes on him, and even a movie -- go here for a trailer: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845780/.

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • Catseye3C Catseye3
                          21 Oct 2022, 12:19

                          Jon, if you haven't already, you might enjoy reading about Shane McConkey. He's billed as a professional skiier and BASE jumper, but that doesn't begin to do him justice. He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                          I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship. There are YouTubes on him, and even a movie -- go here for a trailer: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845780/.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 21 Oct 2022, 12:48 last edited by
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                          @Catseye3 said in Nope:

                          He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                          I don't think "amazing" is the proper adjective here.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Horace
                            wrote on 21 Oct 2022, 12:51 last edited by
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                            He was so preoccupied with whether he could ski naked, he never stopped to think whether he should.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                              21 Oct 2022, 12:19

                              Jon, if you haven't already, you might enjoy reading about Shane McConkey. He's billed as a professional skiier and BASE jumper, but that doesn't begin to do him justice. He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                              I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship. There are YouTubes on him, and even a movie -- go here for a trailer: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845780/.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 22 Oct 2022, 16:25 last edited by
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                              @Catseye3 said in Nope:

                              I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship.

                              Jon, very sorry -- I recommended the wrong book to you above. The one I had in mind is The Rise of Superman: Decoding the Science of Ultimate Human Performance. I regret this error; I hope you didn't spend a lot of time on the wrong book.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                George K
                                wrote on 17 Nov 2022, 12:22 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  17 Nov 2022, 12:22

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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on 17 Nov 2022, 13:42 last edited by
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                                  @George-K said in Nope:

                                  I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                  • H Horace
                                    17 Nov 2022, 13:42

                                    @George-K said in Nope:

                                    I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

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                                    Doctor Phibes
                                    wrote on 17 Nov 2022, 15:22 last edited by
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                                    @Horace said in Nope:

                                    I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                    So maybe if your plane had crashed up there and you found that your headphones had landed on the other side of the chasm? That would be annoying. Then, you'd get there and you'd find they were somebody else's headphones after all.

                                    I was only joking

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                                      17 Nov 2022, 15:22

                                      @Horace said in Nope:

                                      I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                      So maybe if your plane had crashed up there and you found that your headphones had landed on the other side of the chasm? That would be annoying. Then, you'd get there and you'd find they were somebody else's headphones after all.

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on 17 Nov 2022, 18:56 last edited by
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                                      @Doctor-Phibes said in Nope:

                                      @Horace said in Nope:

                                      I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                      So maybe if your plane had crashed up there and you found that your headphones had landed on the other side of the chasm? That would be annoying. Then, you'd get there and you'd find they were somebody else's headphones after all.

                                      My rule of thumb is that, after a plane crash on a craggy peak, it's finder's keepers.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                        Copper
                                        wrote on 17 Nov 2022, 19:15 last edited by
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                                        No helmet, what an idiot

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 12 Jan 2023, 00:50 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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