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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    I have a good friend who has climbed 6 of the 7 summits, including Everest.

    In fact, Friday he’s headed to Nepal to climb Kangchenjunga, the third tallest mountain on earth.

    He was one of my buddies who did the cape ride with me in September.

    Anyway, he told me an interesting fact about K2.

    At the time that he summited Everest (3 decades ago), something like 1500 people had summited, and around 150 had died trying, for a 10-1 ratio.

    K2 is in a different league. First of all, people climb K2 only after they’ve done Everest, maybe even twice. They are, on average, much better climbers who even attempt it, compared to those who attempt Everest.

    Yet even today, fewer than 400 people have summited K2, and for every four people who did, one died trying. A 4-1 ratio.

    Nope.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      One of the things my friend remembers about summiting Everest was the extreme cold.

      Out of curiosity, I checked the weather on the summit of K2 right now, It’s 8am Thursday there. The current temp is -32. No need to ask if that’s C or F.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • HoraceH Offline
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        I would never marry your friend. Too much risk of him never returning from one of his trips, leaving me alone to raise our fatherless only-one-more-fathered children.

        Education is extremely important.

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        • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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          I have enough problems walking up the stairs - my own personal K-2.

          I was only joking

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            Years ago, I read an interview with a mountain climber. He had recently quit the sport, even though he was still young enough and fit enough to tackle some difficult climbs.

            His reason?

            I woke up one morning and realized most of my climbing friends were dead.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • MikM Offline
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              If there was something up there that I wanted....

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • MikM Mik

                If there was something up there that I wanted....

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                @Mik said in Nope:

                If there was something up there that I wanted....

                alt text

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                • MikM Offline
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                  False advertising in every possible way.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • MikM Mik

                    False advertising in every possible way.

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                    @Mik said in Nope:

                    False advertising in every possible way.

                    LOL

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      I like being outdoors, but do not have any desire to go mountain climbing. LOL

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        One of the things my friend remembers about summiting Everest was the extreme cold.

                        Out of curiosity, I checked the weather on the summit of K2 right now, It’s 8am Thursday there. The current temp is -32. No need to ask if that’s C or F.

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                        @jon-nyc said in Nope:

                        One of the things my friend remembers about summiting Everest

                        I love it when you verb nouns.

                        (See "I aged out of it" thread)

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • Aqua's SisterA Aqua's Sister

                          @Mik said in Nope:

                          If there was something up there that I wanted....

                          alt text

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                          @Aqua-s-Sister said in Nope:

                          @Mik said in Nope:

                          If there was something up there that I wanted....

                          alt text

                          That would involve spelunking gear, not mountain climbing…

                          The Brad

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                            Jon, if you haven't already, you might enjoy reading about Shane McConkey. He's billed as a professional skiier and BASE jumper, but that doesn't begin to do him justice. He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                            I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship. There are YouTubes on him, and even a movie -- go here for a trailer: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845780/.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            • Catseye3C Catseye3

                              Jon, if you haven't already, you might enjoy reading about Shane McConkey. He's billed as a professional skiier and BASE jumper, but that doesn't begin to do him justice. He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                              I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship. There are YouTubes on him, and even a movie -- go here for a trailer: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845780/.

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                              @Catseye3 said in Nope:

                              He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                              I don't think "amazing" is the proper adjective here.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                He was so preoccupied with whether he could ski naked, he never stopped to think whether he should.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                  Jon, if you haven't already, you might enjoy reading about Shane McConkey. He's billed as a professional skiier and BASE jumper, but that doesn't begin to do him justice. He did amazing feats, including skiing down a mountainside stark naked.

                                  I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship. There are YouTubes on him, and even a movie -- go here for a trailer: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2845780/.

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                                  @Catseye3 said in Nope:

                                  I learned about him in Steve Kotler's book, The Art of Impossible, though mentions of McConkey are spread throughout so you'd have to read the whole book; not a hardship.

                                  Jon, very sorry -- I recommended the wrong book to you above. The one I had in mind is The Rise of Superman: Decoding the Science of Ultimate Human Performance. I regret this error; I hope you didn't spend a lot of time on the wrong book.

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      @George-K said in Nope:

                                      I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • HoraceH Horace

                                        @George-K said in Nope:

                                        I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

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                                        @Horace said in Nope:

                                        I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                        So maybe if your plane had crashed up there and you found that your headphones had landed on the other side of the chasm? That would be annoying. Then, you'd get there and you'd find they were somebody else's headphones after all.

                                        I was only joking

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                                        • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                          @Horace said in Nope:

                                          I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                          So maybe if your plane had crashed up there and you found that your headphones had landed on the other side of the chasm? That would be annoying. Then, you'd get there and you'd find they were somebody else's headphones after all.

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                                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Nope:

                                          @Horace said in Nope:

                                          I might try that if I was already up there for some other reason, but I wouldn’t go up there just to do that.

                                          So maybe if your plane had crashed up there and you found that your headphones had landed on the other side of the chasm? That would be annoying. Then, you'd get there and you'd find they were somebody else's headphones after all.

                                          My rule of thumb is that, after a plane crash on a craggy peak, it's finder's keepers.

                                          Education is extremely important.

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