Frozen Pizza
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@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
I’d hit that pizza.
You would slowly and carefully cut it into bite sized morsels, chewing each 40 times before washing it down with room temperature mineral water, then a dab on each corner of your mouth with a spotless cloth napkin. Replaced with a new one after each bite.
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@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Go ahead, give me all you got. I’ve heard it all before.
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
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@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
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@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Frozen Pizza:
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
Yes, I also shake my head over the pathetic state of American eating culture. Or rather, the lack thereof.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Frozen Pizza:
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
Yes, I also shake my head over the pathetic state of American eating culture. Or rather, the lack thereof.
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Frozen Pizza:
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
Yes, I also shake my head over the pathetic state of American eating culture. Or rather, the lack thereof.
I disagree with a lot of what Germany did in World War 2.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Frozen Pizza:
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
Yes, I also shake my head over the pathetic state of American eating culture. Or rather, the lack thereof.
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Frozen Pizza:
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
S.M.H.
Yes, I also shake my head over the pathetic state of American eating culture. Or rather, the lack thereof.
Bro, I don't know how to put it lightly but you live in Germany. I can count on one fist the number of Food Network specials that were ever filmed there.
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@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
Here we use 2 slices as a makeshift bun for a burger...
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@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
In Italy, they don't even cut a pizza into slices when they are served, so of course you use fork and knife. You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
Well, you have to wipe the lip before you pass it to be polite, but yeah. We do.
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@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
Well, you have to wipe the lip before you pass it to be polite, but yeah. We do.
@Mik said in Frozen Pizza:
@Klaus said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
@Horace said in Frozen Pizza:
@jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:
Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.
Which you eat with a fork.
And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.
Is there a different way to eat pizza for a man with any amount of culture?
You don't drink wine directly from the bottle either.
Well, you have to wipe the lip before you pass it to be polite, but yeah. We do.
You pass it on?
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@89th that looks wonderful.
What kind of sauce did you use?
ETA: Moar deets on the process...in the "Cookbook" thread might be a good place.
I'm tempted...
@George-K said in Frozen Pizza:
@89th that looks wonderful.
What kind of sauce did you use?
ETA: Moar deets on the process...in the "Cookbook" thread might be a good place.
I'm tempted...
Here you go! Enjoy.
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@George-K said in Frozen Pizza:
@89th that looks wonderful.
What kind of sauce did you use?
ETA: Moar deets on the process...in the "Cookbook" thread might be a good place.
I'm tempted...
Here you go! Enjoy.
