Do you want to hear a mysterie?

[LuFins Dad]

Crap. Piano’s ruined now. May I suggest a Bösendorfer 185VC?

[Klaus]

Yep, that's it for the piano. Get a new one.

[Doctor Phibes]

If you pay shipping, I'll take it off your hands.

[Mik]

So helpful.

[LuFins Dad]

Ebonitis… All of your white keys are turning into black one ones. Soon you will only be able to play pieces in a pentatonic scale.

[Renauda]

@Mik

I think you may have to live with it; it is probably the black plastic underneath the finish. A friend of mine had a similar problem on his Yamaha stage piano.

Tell people what guitar players tell others when they comment on the scratches and blemishes on their instrument:

“It’s been to school.”

[Mik]

Must have been ink. It came off with a magic eraser sheet.

[Renauda]

@Mik

Great! It graduated from school.

[89th]

I was going to suggest just throwing away any sheet music that used that note, but looks like you've fixed it.

[Copper]

Just because it is gone now doesn't mean it didn't happen.

[LuFins Dad]

I can’t help but notice the inherently racist attitude you have towards pianos, Mik.