The $70 Water Bottle

[Catseye3]

@89th said in The $70 Water Bottle:

At $70, tacking is required as I better not lose it!

You mock, but we are bunging up against a time when loss of our water bottle (which we were so improvident as to not acquire the location app) will result in our dying of thirst.

Ain't that a kick? After skyscrapers, computers, bullet trains and the successful resurrection of the Twinkie, this is how the world will end for us -- not with a bang but with being too chintzy to shell out a lousy $70 to safeguard ourselves from fatally dehydrating.

[89th]

I didn't realize this was an Apple product. I figured it was a start-up or kickstarter campaign.

[George K]

@89th it's not.

It's a 3rd party thing that you can buy via the Apple Store.

You can buy other 3rd party stuff there too.

https://www.apple.com/shop/accessories/all/displays-mounts

[Jolly]

[kluurs]

You can get your $160 water bottle here. They have some $90 titanium coffee (covfefe?) cups for sale at REI if you're interested.

[George K]

@kluurs said in The $70 Water Bottle:

You can get your $160 water bottle here. They have some $90 titanium coffee (covfefe?) cups for sale at REI if you're interested.

If it doesn't connect to my phone and let me know how much water I've consumed, well, then, I'm not interested.

[Axtremus]

Now that the SkyMall is no more, these pointless and pointlessly expensive products gotta get listed somewhere. Might as well be on the Apple Store.

[Doctor Phibes]

“You can also challenge friends…”

What kind person challenges their friends to a water drinking contest?

[George K]

@Doctor-Phibes said in The $70 Water Bottle:

“You can also challenge friends…”

What kind person challenges their friends to a water drinking contest?

One that misspells vodka?

[taiwan_girl]

@Doctor-Phibes said in The $70 Water Bottle:

“You can also challenge friends…”

What kind person challenges their friends to a water drinking contest?

Maybe someone you don't like very much

(https://www.foxnews.com/story/water-intoxication-man-35-dies-after-drinking-too-much-water)

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in The $70 Water Bottle:

“You can also challenge friends…”

What kind person challenges their friends to a water drinking contest?

Milk > water.

[Axtremus]

No beer company needs a tricked out bottle to let one challenges friends to drinking beer.