I'll never top this. Never.
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We were watching Murder, She Wrote—the one where the killer (victim's daughter) used a hidden passageway through a coat closet to get to the bedroom and commit the deed.
As soon as the secret passageway was revealed, I shouted out, "Oh! The Lyin' Bitch in the Wardrobe!"
I feel I can hang my hat on that one and live off the dividends, there's nowhere else to go from there.
Please love yourself.
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This is my only true brush with greatness. I got close once, with our next-door neighbors in Australia. They had a terrier named Charlie who liked to bark and growl at everything.
My landlady was listening to Miles Davis one night to drown out the dog. I started laughing my ass off and said, "you know who he is, though? Charlie Barker."
The people involved may or may not have been high but the Murder, She Wrote one was completely legit.
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Thought you were watching the Dog & Baloney show. How dare you turn your gaze away from our National Tragedy.
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Thought you were watching the Dog & Baloney show. How dare you turn your gaze away from our National Tragedy.
@Jolly said in I'll never top this. Never.:
Thought you were watching the Dog & Baloney show. How dare you turn your gaze away from our National Tragedy.
I think I can speak for our household when I say that we find 80s whodunnits more interesting, intelligent, and relevant to our lives.
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We were watching Murder, She Wrote—the one where the killer (victim's daughter) used a hidden passageway through a coat closet to get to the bedroom and commit the deed.
As soon as the secret passageway was revealed, I shouted out, "Oh! The Lyin' Bitch in the Wardrobe!"
I feel I can hang my hat on that one and live off the dividends, there's nowhere else to go from there.
@Aqua-Letifer said in I'll never top this. Never.:
there's nowhere else to go from there.
Sure there is, down. You can only go down from there. That might be an all-time great pun. And believe me, I KNOW PUNS.
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We were watching Murder, She Wrote—the one where the killer (victim's daughter) used a hidden passageway through a coat closet to get to the bedroom and commit the deed.
As soon as the secret passageway was revealed, I shouted out, "Oh! The Lyin' Bitch in the Wardrobe!"
I feel I can hang my hat on that one and live off the dividends, there's nowhere else to go from there.
@Aqua-Letifer said in I'll never top this. Never.:
We were watching Murder, She Wrote—the one where the killer (victim's daughter) used a hidden passageway through a coat closet to get to the bedroom and commit the deed.
As soon as the secret passageway was revealed, I shouted out, "Oh! The Lyin' Bitch in the Wardrobe!"
I feel I can hang my hat on that one and live off the dividends, there's nowhere else to go from there.
That's a world class pull.
Also, Angela Lansbury - too soon.
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We were watching Murder, She Wrote—the one where the killer (victim's daughter) used a hidden passageway through a coat closet to get to the bedroom and commit the deed.
As soon as the secret passageway was revealed, I shouted out, "Oh! The Lyin' Bitch in the Wardrobe!"
I feel I can hang my hat on that one and live off the dividends, there's nowhere else to go from there.
@Aqua-Letifer said in I'll never top this. Never.:
"Oh! The Lyin' Bitch in the Wardrobe!"
Write a whole book around that.
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That was an excellent pun, indeed, but I challenge you to actually incorporate punctuation in a park b. Then you will have achieved greatness.
