9/10 people are good

[Mik]

Did you beat his ass there and then?

[George K]

We were pulling into a parking lot at the hospital yesterday. There were sidewalks on either side of the roadway, but a (large) woman decided that she'd walk down the middle of the street, slowing me down to about 2 mph, because she couldn't move any faster than that.

Yeah, I beeped my horn and she gave me a dirty "what's wrong wit you?" look.

1/10

[89th]

@Mik said in 9/10 people are good:

Did you beat his ass there and then?

No. I’m a wimp maybe. But honestly, a stranger is almost NEVER worth my time to fight.

[Copper]

At least make sure that he knows that he is special.

[Aqua Letifer]

Just the other day, my family and I were getting pizza when we get to the end of the line, where the hot pepper seeds are. I'm a big fan of them and the shop usually has them pretty fresh, so I took everything in the bowl. When the guy behind me asked, "are you seriously going to use all of those," I turned around and said, "shut the fuck up, bitch, Imma fuck your mother so's she can have a kid she actually loves."

1/10.

[Horace]

@Aqua-Letifer said in 9/10 people are good:

Just the other day, my family and I were getting pizza when we get to the end of the line, where the hot pepper seeds are. I'm a big fan of them and the shop usually has them pretty fresh, so I took everything in the bowl. When the guy behind me asked, "are you seriously going to use all of those," I turned around and said, "shut the fuck up, bitch, Imma fuck your mother so's she can have a kid she actually loves."

1/10.

That happened to me once. I asked the guy, oh I’m sorry, did you need some peppers? Then I pepper sprayed his punchable face.

[Klaus]

@89th said in 9/10 people are good:

“duck under the rope” move

I wondered for about two minutes why there was a duck under a rope at a rental car place before it finally occurred to me what it means…

[Mik]

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in 9/10 people are good:

Just the other day, my family and I were getting pizza when we get to the end of the line, where the hot pepper seeds are. I'm a big fan of them and the shop usually has them pretty fresh, so I took everything in the bowl. When the guy behind me asked, "are you seriously going to use all of those," I turned around and said, "shut the fuck up, bitch, Imma fuck your mother so's she can have a kid she actually loves."

1/10.

That’s 2/10

[89th]

@Aqua-Letifer said in 9/10 people are good:

Just the other day, my family and I were getting pizza when we get to the end of the line, where the hot pepper seeds are. I'm a big fan of them and the shop usually has them pretty fresh, so I took everything in the bowl. When the guy behind me asked, "are you seriously going to use all of those," I turned around and said, "shut the fuck up, bitch, Imma fuck your mother so's she can have a kid she actually loves."

1/10.

Ok I literally LOL’d