Bad Legal Take

[George K]

[Mik]

Beatings will continue until morale improves

[Jolly]

Never give an order you know will not be obeyed.

[Doctor Phibes]

Imagine starting a memo with ATTENTION ALL SUBORDINATES

I might be jumping to conclusions here, but I'm guessing they don't get particularly well paid.

[mark]

Idiots.

[Copper]

That first line: ATTENTION ALL SUBORDINATES

Unbelievable idiots, a really stupid, stupid word choice

However, I have no problem with a conversation about wages being cause for termination. That was the way at EDS when I worked there. If anyone there hung up a STUPID memo with a headline like that, they would have been slaughtered.

[Horace]

No need for workplace compensation conversations when you can just pull up in your Maserati. Or better yet, just tell everybody that you're rich.