Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys
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@Axtremus said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
@Larry said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
@Axtremus said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
Tried using your teeth?
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Indeed, by interacting with this social group, you have been reminded of the possibility of opening a bag of candy with your teeth, which will benefit you in the future if you were to come across another bag of candy that cannot be opened by your car keys. Your future stories may further include a success with teeth, thanks to a friendly insightful reminder from a kind and clever friend, after futile attempts with car keys. You’re welcome!
No, I have been reminded that you have the creativity of an oak stump.
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@Larry said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
@89th said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
I real American would’ve shot a hole in the package then torn it open. Come on, Larry.
Yeah, but then there'd have been a hole in the floorboard....
Or, it would have ricocheted off the kevlar wrapping and we would have never heard this story.
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@George-K said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
LOL.
It's gotten to where Amazon sells "Frustration-Free" packaging.
Whatever happened to "Just rip 'er open?"
I'll tell you a small package that I can NEVER get open. never.
It's a mustard packet from Krystal Burger. I like their corn pup, but I like mustard on it. So i always ask for mustard and try to open it, then just throw it away and eat the corn pup without any mustard. One benefit of that... I figured out that they put sugar in the batter mix....
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@Larry said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
@George-K said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
LOL.
It's gotten to where Amazon sells "Frustration-Free" packaging.
Whatever happened to "Just rip 'er open?"
I'll tell you a small package that I can NEVER get open. never.
It's a mustard packet from Krystal Burger. I like their corn pup, but I like mustard on it. So i always ask for mustard and try to open it, then just throw it away and eat the corn pup without any mustard. One benefit of that... I figured out that they put sugar in the batter mix....
I keep a pair of nail clippers in the car for exactly this kind of problem.
Please love yourself.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
@Larry said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
@George-K said in Dollar candy, kevlar, and car keys:
LOL.
It's gotten to where Amazon sells "Frustration-Free" packaging.
Whatever happened to "Just rip 'er open?"
I'll tell you a small package that I can NEVER get open. never.
It's a mustard packet from Krystal Burger. I like their corn pup, but I like mustard on it. So i always ask for mustard and try to open it, then just throw it away and eat the corn pup without any mustard. One benefit of that... I figured out that they put sugar in the batter mix....
I keep a pair of nail clippers in the car for exactly this kind of problem.
That's a good idea. I'll do that.
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Years ago, a patient gave everyone taking care of him a Swiss Army Knife.
I got one too, and it's a small little guy. I have found it remarkably useful for shit like this. The knife gets dull (I sharpen it), but I use it to cut open all of my Amazon deliveries. It also has scissors which are useful for this stuff. I've actually used the screwdriver and bottle opener as well.
Fits into my jeans pocket and I use it about once a day for something or other. Indispensable.
This guy:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004YVBB/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Currently unavailable, but I imagine you can find something of the same size with similar functionality.
Besides no manly man would EVER be caught without a knife on his person, right?
