Santa's sleigh looks like an Audi
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Some marketing person at Audi woke up with this clip and thought "welp, that just made my job easy"
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@89th said in Santa's sleigh looks like an Audi:
Some marketing person at Audi woke up with this clip and thought "welp, that just made my job easy"
No freaking way on this earth.
I'd bet quite a bit that the reality looked much closer to this:That poor, poor bastard went to tell his direct manager about his master plan to give someone a car because, uh, well they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune. And then had to hold his phone up stupidly to illustrate. (This would have had to be a hallway meeting of course, lest other managers overhear, wonder just what the molly fuck is wrong with the marketing department, which would leave the marketing manager required to publicly fire this guy's ass to save face.)
Because the idea sounds so incredibly stupid when spoken out loud, probably the agreement they reached was, "okay, fine. You chase this terrible idea down and when it fails, it'll be your ass explaining why we gave a car away to some nobody as you box your shit up in front of security. In the off chance this works, hey, great, it'll be a team win all around."
And he would have had to get through about 23 other similar discussions that included the product people, the social media guys, finance, legal, some C-level shitbag who's still bragging about keeping his Blackberry and probably the fucking janitor.
It's amazing this even happened.
Please love yourself.
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@89th said in Santa's sleigh looks like an Audi:
Some marketing person at Audi woke up with this clip and thought "welp, that just made my job easy"
No freaking way on this earth.
I'd bet quite a bit that the reality looked much closer to this:That poor, poor bastard went to tell his direct manager about his master plan to give someone a car because, uh, well they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune. And then had to hold his phone up stupidly to illustrate. (This would have had to be a hallway meeting of course, lest other managers overhear, wonder just what the molly fuck is wrong with the marketing department, which would leave the marketing manager required to publicly fire this guy's ass to save face.)
Because the idea sounds so incredibly stupid when spoken out loud, probably the agreement they reached was, "okay, fine. You chase this terrible idea down and when it fails, it'll be your ass explaining why we gave a car away to some nobody as you box your shit up in front of security. In the off chance this works, hey, great, it'll be a team win all around."
And he would have had to get through about 23 other similar discussions that included the product people, the social media guys, finance, legal, some C-level shitbag who's still bragging about keeping his Blackberry and probably the fucking janitor.
It's amazing this even happened.
@aqua-letifer lolz
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@89th said in Santa's sleigh looks like an Audi:
Some marketing person at Audi woke up with this clip and thought "welp, that just made my job easy"
No freaking way on this earth.
I'd bet quite a bit that the reality looked much closer to this:That poor, poor bastard went to tell his direct manager about his master plan to give someone a car because, uh, well they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune. And then had to hold his phone up stupidly to illustrate. (This would have had to be a hallway meeting of course, lest other managers overhear, wonder just what the molly fuck is wrong with the marketing department, which would leave the marketing manager required to publicly fire this guy's ass to save face.)
Because the idea sounds so incredibly stupid when spoken out loud, probably the agreement they reached was, "okay, fine. You chase this terrible idea down and when it fails, it'll be your ass explaining why we gave a car away to some nobody as you box your shit up in front of security. In the off chance this works, hey, great, it'll be a team win all around."
And he would have had to get through about 23 other similar discussions that included the product people, the social media guys, finance, legal, some C-level shitbag who's still bragging about keeping his Blackberry and probably the fucking janitor.
It's amazing this even happened.
@aqua-letifer said in Santa's sleigh looks like an Audi:
"okay, fine. You chase this terrible idea down and when it fails, it'll be your ass explaining why we gave a car away to some nobody as you box your shit up in front of security. In the off chance this works, hey, great, it'll be a team win all around."
Yup. Exactly! 555
