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The oil futures market

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Is this explanation correct?

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    For my friends who ask how oil that was trading could be negative $37/bbl last week...

    Thomson Energy analysis - UNDERSTANDING Crude Oil trading at minus -$37

    Imagine the following scenario: You pay $500 today and commit to receiving a hooker at your house in 15 days because your wife will be traveling. This is called a Futures Contract.

    Unfortunately, lockdown came and you are locked down with your wife at home for the next 60 days. This is called “now you are fucked,” and you cannot fulfill the escort company's Futures Contract.

    So now you do not want this woman to show up at your house at all, and try to find anyone of your friends to pass off this futures contract, any neighbours or, anybody. But you find no takers because now everybody is under lockdown with their wives and families. You find you cannot sell this hooker commitment because nobody can take delivery of the girl, and there is no where to stash her. Nobody can receive the hooker at home anymore. Everyone is in full storage.

    To make matters worse, not even the pimp (Chicago Mercantile exchange) who sold you the hooker contract has more room to receive girls because his house is full of girls out of work under lockdown.

    So now you will have to pay anyone just to take the girl off your hands. So someone tells you I will take the girl off your hands but you pay me $37 to do it.

    This is called negative price when you deliver the girl that cost you $500 to the willing buyer and pay him $37 to take delivery.

    Got it? This in a nutshell is what happened to the Oil Futures Market last week.

    No need to thank me.....

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
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      #2

      Good analogy.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Perfect.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • 89th8 Offline
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          89th
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          #4

          Great analogy, but what if we're talking about Aqua's or Jon's sister?

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          • HoraceH Offline
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            Horace
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            Lucas_gusher.jpg

            Education is extremely important.

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            • HoraceH Horace

              Lucas_gusher.jpg

              MikM Offline
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              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              @Horace also perfect. 😆

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • HoraceH Horace

                Lucas_gusher.jpg

                ImprovisoI Offline
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                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                @Horace said in The oil futures market:

                Lucas_gusher.jpg

                Is that jon after 10 seconds of foreplay?

                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                • 89th8 Offline
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                  89th
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                  I thought he oiled up beforehand?

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                  • 89th8 89th

                    I thought he oiled up beforehand?

                    markM Offline
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                    wrote on last edited by
                    #9

                    @89th said in The oil futures market:

                    I thought he oiled up beforehand?

                    And you know this, how? lol

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                    • 89th8 Offline
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                      89th
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      LOL!

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                      • George KG George K

                        Is this explanation correct?

                        =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

                        For my friends who ask how oil that was trading could be negative $37/bbl last week...

                        Thomson Energy analysis - UNDERSTANDING Crude Oil trading at minus -$37

                        Imagine the following scenario: You pay $500 today and commit to receiving a hooker at your house in 15 days because your wife will be traveling. This is called a Futures Contract.

                        Unfortunately, lockdown came and you are locked down with your wife at home for the next 60 days. This is called “now you are fucked,” and you cannot fulfill the escort company's Futures Contract.

                        So now you do not want this woman to show up at your house at all, and try to find anyone of your friends to pass off this futures contract, any neighbours or, anybody. But you find no takers because now everybody is under lockdown with their wives and families. You find you cannot sell this hooker commitment because nobody can take delivery of the girl, and there is no where to stash her. Nobody can receive the hooker at home anymore. Everyone is in full storage.

                        To make matters worse, not even the pimp (Chicago Mercantile exchange) who sold you the hooker contract has more room to receive girls because his house is full of girls out of work under lockdown.

                        So now you will have to pay anyone just to take the girl off your hands. So someone tells you I will take the girl off your hands but you pay me $37 to do it.

                        This is called negative price when you deliver the girl that cost you $500 to the willing buyer and pay him $37 to take delivery.

                        Got it? This in a nutshell is what happened to the Oil Futures Market last week.

                        No need to thank me.....

                        brendaB Offline
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                        brenda
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #11

                        @George-K
                        Yes, it is correct.

                        This will get used in somebody's classroom. 😁

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