Racist Pancakes

[Jolly]

I like a good bargain. Last week I bought several boxes of complete (just add water) pancake mix for $1.30/box.

The box brand is Aunt Jemima, which has been discontinued.

Am I cooking racist pancakes?

[Mik]

They’re only brown on the outside.

[Horace]

Finally, a question that can be answered by CRT. According to CRT 101, the pancakes themselves are NOT racist. That is fake news. However, when you make the pancakes, you are a racist making pancakes.

Also, since Mrs Butterworth has never been seen in the same room as Aunt Jemima, it is reasonable to conclude that Aunt Jemima is actually Mrs Butterworth in blackface. Also racist.

[89th]

@jolly said in Racist Pancakes:

The box brand is Aunt Jemima, which has been discontinued.

We also continue to buy that, I haven’t seen any decrease in availability of the pancake mix or syrup.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jolly said in Racist Pancakes:

Am I cooking racist pancakes?

Those are the delicious ones.

[LuFins Dad]

Did you cook the pancakes yourself and for yourself? If so, that would indicate Self Reliance and Autonomy, two traits that are valued by whiteness and supremacist culture.

In measuring and preparing the pancakes did you use objective and rational linear thinking? Did you factor in cause and effect relationships? Did you use quantitative emphasis? This would indicate a reliance on The Scientific Method, a tool of the white supremacist and a part of white culture.

Jolly, I think your pancakes were indeed racist, and it has nothing to do with the brand name.

[Horace]

LD droppin' the CRT knowledge bomb.

[Aqua Letifer]

@horace said in Racist Pancakes:

LD droppin' the CRT knowledge bomb.

Well, he's a whit guy, so... Pffffffffffffft.

[LuFins Dad]

@aqua-letifer said in Racist Pancakes:

@horace said in Racist Pancakes:

LD droppin' the CRT knowledge bomb.

Well, he's a whit guy, so... Pffffffffffffft.

Did you seriously just allude to a sound that draws attention to lips and sizes of lips in a thread about race and racism? You truly are fragile…

[Aqua Letifer]

@lufins-dad said in Racist Pancakes:

@aqua-letifer said in Racist Pancakes:

@horace said in Racist Pancakes:

LD droppin' the CRT knowledge bomb.

Well, he's a whit guy, so... Pffffffffffffft.

Did you seriously just allude to a sound that draws attention to lips and sizes of lips in a thread about race and racism? You truly are fragile…

Ok, boomer patriarch.