So....
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If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
Fly with your wife to a dream destination or have a BBQ with the guys, what would you choose?
- Rare,
- Medium rare or
- Medium?
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Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver.
But donāt worry. Heāll resurface eventually.
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This quarantine stay at home thing is apparently putting a real strain on many marriages.
But I'm happy to report that mine is going strong.. just this morning I woke up to find my wife holding a pillow tightly over my face... she was just trying to protect me from the virus..
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A priest, a imam, and a rabbit go into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, āwhatāll you have?ā
The rabbit says, āI donāt know, Iām only here because of autocorrectā.
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I called my wife and asked her if she wanted me to pick up fish and chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.