Why

[Doctor Phibes]

I don't even own a Mac. I've never had one crash on me, though.

[Loki]

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.

Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.

[Doctor Phibes]

@loki said in Why:

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.

Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.

Angry Birds - is that the one where women walk in on you while you're researching adult movie clips?

[Horace]

@loki said in Why:

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

I've certainly never had a single crash while playing top-of-the-line games on an Apple.

Just because the screen comes crashing down on you doesn’t mean you won Angry Birds.

Apple innovated a solution to screens coming crashing down - Apple's monitor stands are legendary for their robustness against gravity related failure modes. A bargain at any price, for that sort of advanced safety technology.

[Doctor Phibes]

I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.

You should really sell that stock, and reinvest the cash in pillows or something.

[Horace]

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.

If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.

[Doctor Phibes]

@horace said in Why:

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.

If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.

The MyPillow would also protect you from falling monitors, at a fraction of the price. You'd also be secure in the knowledge that they weren't being built by armies of Chinese slave-children, but rather by the Oompa-Loompa-like people that Mike Lindell personally rescued from the attempted Capitol takeover, and allowed to work in his top-secret establishment.

I've heard that there are golden tickets being made available as we freaking speak!

[Loki]

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

@horace said in Why:

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

I wonder if Horace has ever contemplated the fact that he's financing a pop-culture cult.

If quality products that keep us safe from avalanches of falling monitors are wrong, then I don't want to be right. But by all means buy a Samsung or a PC - don't expect me to dig you out from the landfill-sized mound of monitors that fall on you.

The MyPillow would also protect you from falling monitors, at a fraction of the price. You'd also be secure in the knowledge that they weren't being built by armies of Chinese slave-children, but rather by the Oompa-Loompa-like people that Mike Lindell personally rescued from the attempted Capitol takeover, and allowed to work in his top-secret establishment.

I've heard that there are golden tickets being made available as we freaking speak!

And I thought you had peaked.

[Doctor Phibes]

@loki said in Why:

And I thought you had peaked.

Unlike APPL's stock. Or the price of their monitors.

[George K]

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

Or the price of their monitors.

This one's now on sale, and cheaper!

[Doctor Phibes]

@george-k said in Why:

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

Or the price of their monitors.

This one's now on sale, and cheaper!

I was going to say cheap at half the price, but it's already at half the price.

[Horace]

lol imagine packaging the monitor and the stand in the same product, rather than selling them separately. In the moneyed community, we refer to that as a dereliction of responsibility to shareholders.

[Doctor Phibes]

Sometimes I worry about the inevitability of the coming Socialist revolution, and then I think of Horace, and I'm comforted to think of what will happen to him.

[Horace]

@doctor-phibes said in Why:

Sometimes I worry about the inevitability of the coming Socialist revolution, and then I think of Horace, and I'm comforted to think of what will happen to him.

In any great calamity, lots of jerks will be deeply saddened. That is a comfort to us all.